Zelinda Morrison
@ZelindaMorrison
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Author of the Those Fleeting Annihilations series. Book 2 coming soon!
Joined June 2024
@MeltMasterFresh please come drop some off color humor, my twitter feed needs livening up
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Ask me anything about my scifi novella that is currently free this week. Stupid questions are allowed. Want to know what color Malinenko's left sock is or whether Kane picks his nose? Come on in. Link in comment. #tbr #bookstoread
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Hi, this is Louie, he's a friendly harvestman spider and he'd just like to announce that book 1 is currently free this week. #zombiebooks #indiebooks
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My kingdom for an AI that can do a realistic First Nations Siberian without making them monstrously ugly. Here's Yakovlev, but he really should be a lot darker skinned than this.
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Friendly reminder that Book 1 is currently free this week! Grab a copy if you want to know why the red text is all to her lower left.
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Ok on a more serious note: Book 1 is currently free this week as part of a 5 day promo. Help yourself here: https://t.co/NS5JjAl3j4
#zombiebooks #indiebooks #peepeepoopoo #whatsthepoint
amazon.co.uk
What if you had to earn points to sleep? Five new interns at Zenith Technologies must navigate a terrifying new fact of life: sleep is rationed, permitted only after meeting deadlines at work. If...
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awww I think @grok got fed up of me asking him stupid questions
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Help, I've just discovered that you can ask Grok stupid questions on here I am having far too much fun. I'm going to end up never going to bed
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What happened to the algorithm? I have absolutely zero reach. I could put on a white business suit and shit my pants and nobody would notice the footage.
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If anyone actually buys a copy I will film myself painting by holding the brush with my asscheeks https://t.co/NS5JjAkvtw
#zombiebooks #indiebooks #whatsthepoint #peepeepoopoo
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It seems a bit of a shame sometimes that I'm not remotely into romance and wouldn't realistically be bothered to write it. It's what sells, but I would rather shit in my hands and clap than write stories about tiny women and huge men.
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Peepee. Poopoo. I find marketing so boring I just really can't be assed. Buy this if you want some slightly atypical zombie fiction, ignore if not interested. https://t.co/NS5JjAl3j4
#zombiebooks #indiebooks #peepeepoopoo #whatsthepoint
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Why is it the one book promo anyone gives a crap about is a rough low-fi clip of me saying the quote 'I cannot possibly perform an adrenalectomy while you are awake'? Why does everyone like the word adrenalectomy lolol
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Order this if you want to know why the red text is all to her lower left Or don't. Sit and pick your nose instead if you'd rather, it's up to you #zombiebooks #indiebooks
https://t.co/NS5JjAl3j4
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Poopoo Peepee I can't be assed marketing Buy this if you want some zombie fiction, ignore if not https://t.co/NS5JjAkvtw
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Nadia Malinenko says hi. She also suggests you duck because there's a zombie behind you and she's about to hit it over the head with a heavy fire extinguisher. #zombiebooks #indiebooks
https://t.co/NS5JjAkvtw
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order this if you want to know why the red text is all to her lower left https://t.co/NS5JjAkvtw
#zombiebooks #indiebooks
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