Most haunted ditto I have ever seen

annoying waking up between 12-2 and not being able to pass out again 🫠

I’ve been coming back from the gym so dead that I pass out instantly but I still can’t get a full nights sleep The only way I’ve ever been able to sleep throughout the night was either sleep calls or that one gf who would scratch my back until we fell asleep

flirting on hinge is so entertaining until they actually wanna meet up like nooooo anxiety on hinge doesn't exist but IRL I won't function if I see pretty lady

I used to get haircuts every other week but it's been like 3 months since I touched my length I've just been getting line ups idek what to do with my hair but I'm apparently dyeing it in 3 weeks cuz my cousin is a hair stylist and I'm going thru a midlife crisis

why is pokemon the only game I ever enjoy grinding showdown with better graphics gonna be so fun

it me but apparently this is annoying so 😶

https://t.co/SOuFVKlp04

work is trying to pull some shit on me but imma pull some shit right back like pls don't bother the quiet employee that does consistent and good work. why do you wanna put a new hire in my area, want me to train them, then move me somewhere else like no I like my daily routine

Yea once this drops I’ll have no life

tumblr was so special cause no one could see how many followers someone had u just had to focus on the quality of your content

Just for the god damn phone to suggest "That could be bae" and make me throw the bitch

I also blame the peak pro cuz after I got one I just NEVER stopped hitting dabs 😭 I went from smoking only flower to only dabbing and that shit ruined my tolerance so bad

I might be able to feel high again after the 4 years of constant dabs and me not being affected but we’re starting with flower again cuz constantly dabbing WAS the problem that killed my tolerance lmao

the only plus side of feeling like death is that the want to smoke has disappeared for now so it’s making the tolerance break a lot easier

you’re actually so fucking weird for this. I could be on my death bed and you’re the last person I would want to hear or see.

I haven’t talked to this girl in like 4 years… now why are you still stalking me cuz how the fuck else would you know that I’m sick and “you should let me go over I’ll take care of you” bitch you literally cheated on me after 8 years I despise you leave me the fuck alone

Finally home. Have worked 21 consecutive days. It's noon but it's time to sleep till god knows when lmao

Wait these are adorable

type shi i would recreate.