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@NBCPolitics
Exactly, should have never got this far. Should've never gotten as far as his ass getting into the White House in 2016.
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Never thought an episode of
#LastWeekTonight
would bring me to tears by the end.
Bravo,
@iamjohnoliver
. Amazing work.
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EA: *charges for content that should have been in the base game*
Everyone: *grabs torches and pitchforks*
Game Freak: *charges for content that should have been in the base game*
Everyone:
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DO YOU OWN THIS PAINTING? IF SO, JOHN OLIVER WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS FROM YOU.
PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO JOHN
@JOHNOLIVERWANTSYOURRATEROTICA
.COM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU $1000 PLUS DONATE $20000 TO A LOCAL FOOD BANK OF YOUR CHOICE.
THANK YOU.
#LastWeekTonight
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My dad: "Why the hell are you watching the Super Bowl on Nickelodeon?"
Me: "The one time I watched an NFL game on Nickelodeon Patrick Star roasted the shit out of Russell Wilson and my life has never been the same since."
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@KurmaTheGod
@ValidLs
Thanks, I know. It's pretty great.
Care to give me $8 a month? In return, I'll give you absolutely nothing.
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What I expected on tonight's episode of
#LastWeekTonight
:
- Coronavirus talk
- Trump's stupidity
What I got on tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight:
- Coronavirus talk
- Trump's stupidity
- RAT EROTICA ART
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If you are going to a furry convention this year, please watch this 38 second video guide on convention etiquette.
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@bluefolf
I thought the furry days were over???
The furry days are over when I’m governor. Public school is for academics not fairy tales.
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Got an amazing new pinup from
@silvixenart
! Please do yourself a favor and go give them a follow!
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@KurmaTheGod
@ValidLs
Why? You get the same thing out of Twitter Blue. Or do you need the clout checkmark that much?
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OKAY GUYS
If this tweet gets 500 RTs,
@StixilFox
is going to change his name to "fluffer of pearl" for one week.
Please make this happen and RETWEET.
Thank you for your time.
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What’s the difference between 10 Bad Dragon dildos and a joke?
Furries can’t take a joke.
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@BlueFolf
@JadeFolf
@Internet_TLCM
Blue at a con yet still hustling to get that ratio.
Dedication right there.
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"Nanticoke."
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"Wilkes-Barre, Hazleton, Edwardsville..."
"Huh...?"
"Scranton. I'm from Scranton. Michael Scott is god. I go to the Mall at Steamtown every day. Dunder Mifflin for life."
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“Georgia”
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“Flowery Branch”
“What’s it by?”
“Gainesville, Buford, Oakwood, Spout Springs...”
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"You either play Pokkén or you die, and I ain't dying today." -
@NotFrankeSisto
, 2018
#PokkenTournamentDX
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The
@WWE
ratings, as seen later this week by the Board of Directors and Vince McMahon.
@WWEUniverse
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@JoPappas4
@halodagger
@Education4Libs
Regulations don't stop criminals but they do make it harder for criminals to commit crimes.
Don't be dumb, come on.
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@Kiranessaa
“If gays get married, the institution of marriage will be destroyed. Societies will crumble. Rivers will run with blood. Nazis will once again ride on dinosaurs.” -Twilight Sparkle
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@renegade_roo
If you need further information, the highlight of the Super Bowl was when Dora the Explorer popped up and said "who needs a map to help find the endzone?"
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I told
@renegade_roo
about the plane furries the other day and now I keep seeing this and I hate it.
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Me: “I don’t want kids.”
Everyone else: “You’ll change your mind someday.”
Me: “No, I won’t. I have no interest in raising kids.”
Everyone else: “Raising kids is wonderful. You’ll regret it.”
Me: “I won’t regret it. I don’t want kids.”
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And this is why we need to get rid of the electoral college and switch to a pure popular vote.
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GUYS AND GALS PLEASE HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE
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Hey there, Twitterverse! Want a chance to WIN this copy of Pokémon Let's Go Eevee? Then you gotta do two things:
1. RETWEET this tweet.
2. FOLLOW this account.
Do those two things and you'll be entered for a chance to win!
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"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I have tweet notifications turned on!"
"Yeah, so?"
"For
@renegade_roo
."
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@waynetaculus
@AP
I call it "a handful of private companies enforcing their terms of service on an individual and in no way participating in any form of censorship or violation of free speech".
What do you call it?
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