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ZJ🇵🇸

@Zak__J

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I know I’m getting old when stuff like this catches my eye

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Me when the wife’s not around

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FAM WHAT????

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He might be top 5 funniest guys about 😭😭😭😭😭

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We’ve come a long way people

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This was dirtyyyyy

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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6 years

Katie Hopkins is only six years older than Megan Markle and she looks like that??

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Wait wait wait. did man pause in the air??

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I need this dog. What is he

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Mannnnn I miss beyblade

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“You vant bebsi with the meal my friend?”

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Me meeting the babes for formal sex

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Casual sex is still banned

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3 years

Nah Henry kills me 😭 he fully expects what he’s capable of from others

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6 years

How’s 50 Cent gonna bring out Ronaldinho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Don’t EVER I mean EVER disrespect peach again.

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Peach or Delilah?

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Me at my wedding while my wife’s Middle Eastern fam is calling me an ape

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When all your wcw’s find out about each other

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Me on the TL vs me in her DMs

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Real men eat pussy that BELONGS to them not some random jawns.

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On my life I feel to cry 💔

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Blindfold racing might be the funniest shit I’ve seen 😭😭😭

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Bruh.

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Pound Cake by Drake ft Jay Z (2013).

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When I see a potential sweet one for my boys

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Fifa should put classic teams into the game like 2K

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Don’t check this thread.

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Mr Satan on insta live talking about how he “cooked” Cell

INeedAToyotaSupraByTomorrow☄️👻

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Imagine if Dragon Ball Z took place in New York?.

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“How high are you”

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Next season of top boy is looking a bit mad

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The transition from “hot girl summer” to “winter wonderland🥺” is gonna be hilarious.

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“FREE PALESTINE BITCH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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@AllThingsLCFC Ratio’d

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Your mum carried you for 9 months for you to put another woman before her??? Stay away from women that would put you in a position like that.

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Girls that say “men are trash” on socials 24/7

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I love football so much man

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Here you go

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Someone’s son got sent to Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury’s and Morrisons in 10 sec 🤮

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I don’t know about you man but fuckinnnn I’m learning now

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Koulibaly since he left Napoli

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“How’s your lil girlfriend?”. That’s my wife actually but fuckinnnnn what’s your snap?.

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Young Adz needs to chill

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How is he gonna torch his dad like that man

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Me comforting my female friend after her man does her dirty

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You know it’s actually not hard to be boys with a leng girl

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Yo these man are different 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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When everything in your life is going smoothly

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When the convos flowing and she gets horny all of a sudden

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@smash1575 Ratio’d

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Stat pad twitter about to “51 hits different” tf out of us again.

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Fairs man

Transfer News Live

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former Netherlands winger Quincy Promes is prosecuted for importing more than 1300 kilos of cocaine, with a value of €75M. (Source: @NOS)

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If my son ain’t like this I’m selling him to CEX

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*record scratch* . *freeze frame*. Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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Young Adz needs to chill

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I used to hate her so much

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This could be us but most of your dads think I’m a kala bandar.

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This dribble for Sweden… Isak is incredible man

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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When the home pussy makes you feel safeee 🏠

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This will forever kill me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Me explaining to my future daughter how men will fuck you over.

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“Males are the weaker gender”

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Her: I’ll beat his boy to make him jealous . Reality:.

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Abou Diaby reciting the Quran is so beautiful wow ❤️

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This is how they got us to pick cotton

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“I still beat tho”

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Mandem after seeing the new twitter update

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Man said when the jakes come knocking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Labour vs Conservatives all out brawl. Today at Hyde Park, 9PM. Bring your own weapons.

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Even jinns are preparing their summer body. what’s your excuse??

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What my white boss sees when I make a mistake at work

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@FatKidDeals Stop stealing my customers tf.

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When all your boys are busy so you shout a jinn

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Say walahi man got wrapped by gabriel iglesias

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Football used to be fun to watch

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Someone tell Zac Efron Digga D isn’t Corbin Bleu

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Fifa 20 is approaching and I still don’t have a sweet one

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Triple black limited edition lookin ass.

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Bukake Saka when the going gets tough

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Pree my work shoes. it looks like I moved 2727737373 bricks in one night

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£100 to any girl that don’t wear this

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YOOOOOO

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Stormzy on blinded by your grace vs his beef with Chip

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Girls that are 4’11 - 5’5 >>>>>>>.

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When Katie Hopkins becomes the first victim of World War 3

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“PRO CLUBS IS THE ONLY TIME I CAN VIBE WITH THE MANDEM AND YOU’RE STILL PISSED?!?!”.

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Wallahi he’s soft. try talking to me in that tone.

Love Island

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Everyone with an unusual name will really feel this moment. #LoveIsland

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Memphis Depay really tattooed Lori Harvey’s face on his leg for her to go out with every nigga on the planet

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Me practicing for when my future wife cries for no fucking reason

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no one:. literally no one:. not a single soul:. Girls when they take pictures

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Did they. did they just make weed baklava 🤯

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Women.

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Yh time to log off

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Gareth Bale | Adventure of a Lifetime

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Famm. this makes me too happy

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I’m telling you these monkeys are gonna be plotting soon

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Mandem that think Fredo > Nines need to be wiped out.

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Drake talking like he dropped 50+ points looooool

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