Zayd Kirmani
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One of my friends tested positive for Covid-19. He's being quarantined at NIT Srinagar. He uploaded a photograph of himself with the caption,"It was a dream for my parents to get into NIT. A dream come true."
At this point, I'm not even gonna ask anyone to pray for him🤣.
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THREAD - How I Became Azaadi-parast After 8 Years Of Being A Bhartiya Naagrik.
What you have to understand first and foremost is that I had a very sheltered and priveleged childhood. I had everything I wanted. Hence, I didn't notice oppression in my childhood.
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My proudest achievement - I've purchased them all with my own pocket-money or 'Eidyaan'
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Khudaya, 20 hi followers de de lekin interact karne wallay de de.
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The authorities have advised the Kashmiri people not to panic. And the last time they said the same thing was on 4 August, 2019.
So yes, it is time to panic.
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When you spend 6 hours explaining the Kashmir conflict to your non-Koshur friend and he still says,"But why can't you stay with India?":
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It took a pandemic for Kashmiris to realise that a wedding with 25 Wazwan dishes, 5 dry fruit boxes, 3 toffee packets, nikaah in a huge tent, mahraaz saal with 50 cars isn't necessary for a legally binding marriage, and that nikaahs at home with close relatives are valid too.
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It's been 314 years since Aurangzeb Alamgir died and yet he still haunts the dreams of Hindutvawadis. Zinda Peer confirmed?
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Words fail, words fail. Tthe cries of Takbeer from the mouth of this orphan must've shaken Allah's throne. They must've. The angels must've flocked towards her. And I pray that Allah writes both justice and freedom for all of us.
Women and children broke down as soon as the body of Altaf Bhat reached his house in Barzulla Srinagar.
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Agar yehi haal raha na toh parsoun tak Chinese army Khayyam mein Tujjè kha rahi hogi.
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If Kashmir has a zombie apocalypse and it starts in Srinagar, North Kashmir will be totally safe because the zombie hordes will remain stuck in a traffic jam forever near Qamarwari.
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SP sahab, yeh K-Twitter hai. Yahaan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udtaa hai aur dusre se apni izzat bachata hai.
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People who think Goshtab is better than Aab Gosh shall not be invited to any of my weddings.
#KoshurKhaandar
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We celebrate our Eids with Pakistan. We support Pakistan when they play against your nation. We even celebrate Pakistan's win over yours in Hockey, a sport none of us give a rat's ass about. AUR KITNE PLEBISCITES CHAHIYE?
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This was Rizwan yesterday. Knowing him, that's probably a Qur'an on the table. What did we do to deserve this gem!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It's not a burden being a Kashmiri. It's a privelege and an absolute honour. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Indians making their reels and filthy TikToks at Hazratbal. Having observed the conduct of Indian tourists who maraud Kashmir, I have learnt to not expect any hygiene from them. However, Hazratbal is not a tourist spot. It is a masjid and its sanctity must not be breached.
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*All roads leading from India into Kashmir closed. People travelling into Kashmir shall be detained. No Indian shall be allowed to enter Kashmir*
ME:
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If you were in Kashmir post August 5 and didn't watch Laila Majnu, KGF, Teefa In Trouble or Punjab Nahi Jaungi at least once, you lived in an alternate reality.
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Assalamualaikum, Janaab. Ji, main ek qatal ki itlaah dena chahta hoon.
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FACT: Most of my Indian friends only remained my friends until I was apolitical.
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The Ancient Greeks referred to the Indians as the "Indói" (Greek: Ἰνδοί), literally meaning "the people of the Indus River".
The legendary Greek poet Homer wrote,"Oh, Indói, are thee a mulk or are ye a hehermulk?"
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Agar kisi ne phirse Barbri-treish ko"Frog eggs" bola na, main maarunga.
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J&K Police Cyber Crimes Cell
What stops you from speaking all that you feel inside?
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Just found out that my friend
@Khojje
memorized the entire Qur'an after four years of constant effort. He is a Hafiz of the Qur'an, my joy knows no bounds. It is a distinct honour for me to be friends with a keeper of Allah's Book. Sab mubarakbaad do mere bhai ko.
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On a serious note, the Chinese are as bad, if not more, as the Mordaar Mulk. Look at how they've absolutely decimated the population of the Uighyur Muslims.
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To my Indian friends, please refrain from following me on Twitter. I'm considerate of your feelings on IG and FB, par yahaan par I tell everyone how we should pull out your nails with pliers and put a crab in your underwear once we win freedom.
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Any historical building: *exists*
Hindutva gang: Yeh hamara mandir tha.
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Stop saying Indian government, call it what it truly is - a regime, the Indian military regime.
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Shah Rukh Khan can make as many Islamophobic, anti-Pakistan, jingoistic, crypto-Bhagwaa films as he wants. But the fact remains, the Hindus of India will always question his allegiance.
Anyway, save your money and don't watch this cringe fest in theatres.
Housefull in Kashmir: Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone starrer 'Pathaan' opened to a packed house at INOX Srinagar on Wednesday.
Photos by
@UmarGanie1
/ KM
@iamsrk
@deepikapadukone
#PathaanReview
#PathaanMovie
#PathaanFirstDayFirstShow
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The people with the red DPs, I am thankful to you. This red DP is our imagery of "By all means necessary". The Iranians would plant red roses to pay tribute to the slain Khosorow Golesorkhi during the Pehalvi era. This is proof that we have not forgotten or forgiven the regime.
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Enjoy this video of one of India's most eloquent and pompatic varlets attempting to obfuscate and outright shift blame for all the blood that was shed under the Congress party's watch in Kashmir.
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As per some Indian Media channels and Kashmiri Pandit organizations, 3,50,000 to 7,00,000 Kashmiri Pandits were forced to migrate from Jammu & Kashmir but according to the Census of 1981 the total population of Hindus (including non-Kashmiris) was 124,078.
Today completes 32 years of
#KashmiriPanditGenocide
!Thousands of innocent people were killed & women raped. World has turned a blind eye to this biggest human tragedy. My nalmot (hug in Kashmiri) to all the families of the victims of this horrible genocide!💔
#KashmirGenocide1990
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I had a joke on the internet but people from Srinagar won't get it.
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I have achieved vineyard aesthetic. Don Ed Hardy would be proud.
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Bumbro, Bumbro, Twitter'eki beghaerat Bumbro, cze kyozi chukh na mandchaano!
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Today is quite possibly one of the darkest days of the year. Everyone is shell-shocked whether it is because of the announcement of India's settler-colonialism project or what has happened at Nawakadal today. So many of us are distressed and broken. Allah hifazat kare.
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People invented memes because therapy is too expensive and the world is garbage.
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"Ya Allah, humein halaal rizq khaane ki toufeeq de!"
Bank employees ki aulaadein:
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Why is it that if you smile while looking at the screen of your phone, Kashmiri relatives assume you're talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend?
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Someone murders a Muslim in India, he is garlanded and hailed as a defender of the Hindu faith. Someone murders a mentally-ill member of a non-Muslim community in Pakistan in broad daylight in a court of law, he is a Ghazi. Both of these nation's are essentially the same.
The fanatic who killed a mentally-ill man facing blasphemy charges is greeted with hugs and kisses on his arrival in a court. Extremism has spread like poison in our society...
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#DontCallYourselfAKoshur
if your Indian friends haven't asked you,"Kabhi Pakistan gaye ho?"
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What nonsense is this? How can you compare Shahid Kapoor with Fawad Khan, Faizaan? Koi sense banti hai iss baat ki! Jitni acting Fawad Khan me Humsafar ke ek scene mein apne eyebrows oopar neechey karke ki hai utni Shahid Kapoor ki poori filmography hai.
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Americans: OMG the army in the streets. They're using tear gas which is an internationally banned weapon of war!
Kashmiris:
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I could've made a pair of Kameez-Shalwar for both the Eids with all the red flags my ex gave me.
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Yeh jo tum abaaya mein aurat safe hai walli bakwaas Twitter pe chaap rahe ho, tum gadhdhey ho. That's it. That's the tweet.
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This is for all the Armchair Detectives asking,"Why didn't she cut the call?"
Navya cut the call the moment Mujeer pulled a Louis CK on call. As for,"Why not block him?" She had blocked Mujeer on all SM platforms afterwards.
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There is no "radical" and "moderate" Islam. There is no "liberal" and "extremist" Muslim. These are all terms created by the West and peddled by the corporate media. Islam preaches balance in both this life and the one to come after it. We'd all do well to remember that.
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I AM ONCE AGAIN SAYING - AAJ BHI JAMMU WALLON KO EK AUR POUZAAR-PATTI KARENGE. Yeh abhi bhi bakwaas Kar rahe Hain.
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May Allah's Peace and Blessing Be Upon Him. He, who freed all of humanity from the shackles of paganism, ignorance and falsehood. May Allah forever elevate his rank more and more as HE does when every second, his (SAW) name is glorified in a call to prayer somewhere on the globe.
Mohammad destroyed 360 idols of pagans inside Kaaba. His followers have been following in his footsteps.
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No, not really. Kashmir is derived from Sanskrit "Ka" which means "Water" and "Shimeera" which translates to "deprivation." As for the Kashyapa story, it is taken from the Rajtaringini, a poetic genealogy wherein the writer himself admits to guessing around 4000 years of history.
And Kashmir is named after Rishi Kashyap whose descendants were thrown out of Kashmir and subjected to genocide, rape and exodus.
We also know a little history, Sir.
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Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock better than Robert Downey Jr.
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I sent my ex the "Yapaeyr ha hey cartooni" template. AB ZINDAGI GULZAR HAI.
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Never forget: Sir Sajad Gani Lone is still under preventive detention.😭😭👌🔥
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Hindustani on Twt: Hum Kashmiriyon ki electricity band kar dete hain, Saare deshdrohi thand se marr jaayenge.
Le Koshur awaam:
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The people on here whining about "Instagram users" having come over to this platform are the reason casteism is still prevalent in Kasheer.
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Seeing a lot of anti Aab Gosh tweets here. Calling all Aab Gosh lovers to assemble and prepare for battle. Will do battlefield oration in some time.
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If the Grammys aren't racist then why didn't they ever nominate Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?
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THREAD - So, every Kashmiri who has either studied or lived in India has had some very strange, hilarious or downright chilling things happen to them. Whether it's the ridiculous questions or the vehement stereotyping of Kashmiris, it would be fair to say that we've all seen it.
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Waqt hi kuch ajeeb sa hai, na political parties rahi na iftaar parties.
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I speak two tongues. My oppressor's better than my mother's. That is the first problem.
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Ab main bhi Srinagar mein ek cafe kholunga aur usska naam hoga....."Welyuv Phettyuv".
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Everyone in my list who is above 24 must transfer Eidyaan via GooglePay.
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Imagine: You happen to be a Sikh economist with 14 honorary degrees from most prestigious colleges of the world, you happen to be the only person in your nation who has been conferred upon by Oxford, Harvard and Yale and a tea seller dude is making fun of you now. That's India.
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A group of young hikers offers prayers at Yamsar lake during a hike to the twin lakes situated in higher reaches of Kashmir in the Summer of 2021.
CC:
@placesyoullpray
YAMSAR is the 1st of the 3 lakes -Yamsar,a nameless lake & Gadsar, that can be seen from the top of Gadsar Pass which needs to be crossed to see them up-close.There’s a superstition that going too near to Yamsar or camping there can be fatal as it’s Lord Yama’s lake!
#Kashmir
🙊
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Modisexuals: If you don't like India, go to Pakistan.
Kashmiris: Okay, jaatey hain.
Modisexuals: OoooooooO tum nahin, tum nahin!
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I am a Free Speech Absolutist but after seeing your "dark" joke, I am reconsidering my entire philosophy on whether everyone should have freedom of speech or not.
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Yes saaaaaar. Whole world will come to see this if Kashmir changes to Hindu majority.
If demography of Kashmir changes to Hindu majority then we will see huge influx of tourists from all over the world ❤️❤️❤️
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You tried military might, you tried deceit, you tried false democracy, you tried legal tricks, you tried to incite hatred. Hell, you even broke your own sacred constitutional promises. In short, you tried it all and we didn't back down, not even once. Nor will this 'Qoum' ever.
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