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RT @DuperTrooper: can we get the media on this??

I have verified the FIRST known footage of a call center affiliated with the notorious North Korean cybergang "Lazarus Group". It is suspected that the person in the video is FBI indicted hacker Park Jin Hyok. Video was provided by an anon source and smuggled out of the DPRK. 👀

Some insider sources have told me that the cybercriminal "Malone Lam" may be planning to change his name to "Joanne Lam" in order to gain leniency with the judge whilst being sentenced.

7/ The end of the story is to stay vigilant. In crypto, even your pocket change isn't safe.

6/ When we tried to contact @coins for a comment, the perpetrator responded as if the heist had never even occurred. A classic move. The perpetrator likely cycles through multiple accounts to continue the scheme undetected.

5/ This is a small but scalable operation. The amounts are so small most users would never notice. But when aggregated, these "dust" drains can add up to a tidy profit of around $1 (or one Arizona Iced Tea) for the scammer, who quickly funnels the funds through exchanges.

4/ Heres some random ass circles I drew in MS paint to make a point. I hope you can understand them because I obviously fucking cant. I hope this helps you understand the importance of this situation.

3/ Our investigation started with a tip about a tiny 0.00001 ($0.0015) unauthorized transfer. On-chain analysis revealed this wasn't an isolated case. We found a pattern of dozens of micro-transactions flowing from victims' wallets to an address controlled by @coins.

2/ The scam is simple but effective. @coins stated a "free" airdrop on Twitter for his so called "cum coin". Users who tried to mint it unknowingly approved a malicious contract, giving it permission to pull small amounts of SOL from their wallets.

1/ Ever heard of a crypto heist for $0.20? While you were watching for multi million dollar exploits, the user @coins was busy siphoning fractions of a penny from unsuspecting victims on Solana. A thread on how even the smallest amounts are being targeted.

Stay away from him if you can^.

BREAKING: This guy is bald as FUCK dude. Stay tuned for more.

WARNING: Scammers have decided to create an account impersonating me, and are now tweeting as me. My investigation has found that following them will apparently drain ALL of your crypto. Stay safe out there.

RT @thoughtfault: @ZachCBT ur funny as shit keep going.

The DOJ has further unsealed charges against Wiz (Veer Chetal) for being an accomplice to a whimsical crime with quirky origins. He is now currently facing 5 counts of "Assault with a Deadly Weapon" and "Armed Robbery", sources say.

im #stroking it.

5/ Further corroboration allegedly came from a disgruntled former landscaper who reported being tasked with arranging "acquired" gnomes into tactical formations around a koi pond at the Valley property. The 7-count indictment cites "unlawful gnome appropriation." More to follow.