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I’m an American washing from the UK. Just give it to us so I can get back to a normal sleeping schedule.
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@lufthansa
For
@lufthansa
PR folks, note that you should be using the correct form of anti Semitism as directed by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance
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Smizing through the fatigue of Pilates this morning. Everything feels tighhhht.
Why am I only starting Pilates in my 30s?
Why am I only starting Pilates in my 30s?
Why am I only starting Pilates in my 30s?
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SMH 👎🏼
Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
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GenZ bringing back questionable fashion items:
W.W.J.D. bracelets 😳
(as seen in on my BA flight back to JFK)
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People sitting in front of me on the megabus are watching Dirty Dancing. I think of two things: HIMYM episode and
@ellecordes
head cutout.
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Work conference in Brighton means 15 min to chill along the beach and get my Vitamin D.
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@WisAlumni
@UWMadison
@lewfriedland
really pushed my thinking when I took a few of his
@uw_sjmc
courses. I'll never forget the assignment where we had to navigate far off-campus without a phone or printing a map to highlight our dependence on technology.
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Rewatching RHOBH while in Covid isolation and I’m saying this over and over …
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There's more bumping and grinding on a rush hour CTA bus than an 8th grade dance.
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On repeat for the next week
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Bewie is graduating!!!!!!!!!! (@ Hamline School of Law (HUSL))
http://t.co/6Rjs8BNUei
http://t.co/7rKRsc80gO
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Pittsburgh Primanti burger topped with fries and coleslaw. 100% Atkins compliant.
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I am grateful to work for a company that’s starting to heavily focus on initiatives to increase advocacy on mental health and wellbeing. Today, I had my first all day training to become a certified
@mhfaengland
mental health first aider to provide guidan…
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Organic & homemade just tastes better 😛😛 Took a little longer than I expected tonight, but mixing recipes from
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and
@riverford
proved to be a success. I used the butternut squash from my weekly vegetable box from Riverford to make veggie …
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Sigh
@Delta
. I had so many issues with my baggage earlier this week and now have been charged for a checked-bag fee on my way home to NYC on a DL booked flight serviced through
@VirginAtlantic
even though I have your Amex Gold card 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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#SJMCGaveMe
a long lasting friendship with
@jprossman
that's now extended into work IMs & catch-up emails.
http://t.co/qmHEzIsP7D
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A troll-like man (complete with troll cane) is yelling at a streetwise newspaper man on my bus. Am I in the twilight zone?
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My fave BBQ place got rid of my fave salad, so I ate a free 1/16 of a donut instead.
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I’ve been baking a ton these past few weeks, but sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and appreciate the effort it takes to make solid weeknight meal. Homemade sauce with zucchini noodles and meatballs using my
@riverford
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@crossfitcity
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bring it home for another season
#gobadgers
#govadgers
@uwmadison
buckythebadger @ 2 badgers in a sea…
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From talking about fabric detergent at our desks in Chicago to touring Israel in a bus plus Indian food in London, I’m happy to celebrate EE & Josh tonight!!
#sieberfever18
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Is it weird that I say “I love coffee” every single morning after my first sip? Or is this normal for others?
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@tminsberg
FOR YOU!
MT “
@peoplemag
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If you don't have timeline for facebook, i judge your personality and life choices.
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It’s almost 1am. Why am I still awake when I know I have to make a 7:30am run to pick up bagels for my family in Minnesota?
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@ellieweedd
@lferrari2
@90sgirlproblem
this will make you feel old.
http://t.co/62QjOUZ
@90sboyproblem
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@caminthecity
@dox_gay
Eeeeek … well, I guess you better watch your back then. I don’t make the rules … my
#fatfingers
do 🤷🏻♂️
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To calm my nerves about election night, I did what any sane 30 year old single man would do: bake two batches of sea salt brownies.
#stressbaking
#procrastibaking
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Questioned why Twitter does not block Trump’s Twitter account. The
@guardian
did a solid job explaining the pros and cons a few months ago.
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Counting Crows. Chicago, you've made me fall in love with your summers yet again. @ FirstMerit Bank…
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