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Zach Staton

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Broadcaster entertainer for the Firefighters @BananaBall_ | Virginia born and bred, husband, 🐶 dad. Newhouse Masters '18 🍊| Bridgewater College ’17

Norfolk, VA
Joined July 2017
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
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I’m pleading with y’all, PLEASE just make these the normal home uniforms
@UVAFootball
Virginia Football
21 hours
Fit for a 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 #GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷
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@UVAFootball
Virginia Football
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Win No. 10 #GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷 #TLCtoCLT
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
4 days
There are numerous Hugh Freeze jokes to be made here
@PeteNakos
Pete Nakos
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Ole Miss is requiring players to turn in phones heading into team meeting, a source tells @On3sports.
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@UVAFootball
Virginia Football
5 days
Anyone got room for more turkey? #GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
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The Virginia Cavaliers are gonna win 10 games for the first time in my life.
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
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Dontayvion Wicks, welcome to your contract game big man 🧀
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@FOS
Front Office Sports
10 days
The Savannah Bananas are launching a secondary ticket market to combat scalpers and scammers: • Buyers, sellers, and tickets are verified • Buy/sell up to five tickets per game • Tickets are resold at face value • No markups or fees
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@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
21 days
POV you just found out @JackieBradleyJr is an official Banana Ball player
@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
21 days
With the first pick in the inaugural Banana Ball Player Draft, the Indianapolis Clowns select former All-Star and World Series Champion with the Boston Red Sox, Jackie Bradley Jr.! Welcome to Banana Ball, JBJ🤝
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@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
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We’ve got some familiar faces and some newcomers in @ZStatonSports' top 5️⃣ catchers!
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
24 days
A lot of Brian Kelly in Matt LaFleur…
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@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
28 days
The fans and coaches have spoken, and the Firefighters' 11 Franchise picks are LOCKED IN 🔒 How would you change the Firefighters' franchise picks?
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
1 month
My king Tucker Kraft 💔
@mattschneidman
Matt Schneidman
1 month
The fear is a torn ACL for Tucker Kraft, per @MikeSilver. Was evident based on Matt LaFleur’s tone just now. More testing to come, but a brutal loss for the Packers.
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Zach Staton
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3.5 Banana Ball games would’ve been played and in the books by now #WorldSeries
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
1 month
🫵🏻 have a shot to keep your favorites on your favorite team! 2026 is gonna be loads of fun, find out why ⬇️:
@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
1 month
New Banana Ball Draft Format 👇 1️⃣ Fan Franchise - Fans get the opportunity to franchise three players from @TheSavBananas, @ThePrtyAnimals, the Firefighters, and the Texas Tailgaters, starting on Wednesday, October 29th and closing on Friday, October 31st. Fan-Franchised
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
1 month
Cole Payton might own the state of South Dakota by the end of this game, holy god this dude is nuts
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
1 month
🤤🤤🤤
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
1 month
The new @NBAonNBC intro!
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@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
2 months
Ben Dum’s incredible rookie season earned him one of Banana Ball’s most distinguished awards 👏
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@ZStatonSports
Zach Staton
2 months
The Cavaliers of Virginia are bowl eligible in October folks
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@BananaBall_
Banana Ball
2 months
What Banana Ball team do you want to come to your city in 2026?
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@JoshTalevski
Josh Talevski
2 months
With a 3-2 win, @TheSavBananas took down the Firefighters in Game 2 to force Showdowns! In the 2nd Round, Dalton Cornett, in his 4th World Tour, hit a 2-run home run out of Grayson Stadium to send the Firefighters to the Tour Championship Final!
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