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I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs /Cheers and Beers @YaImArchiesWife my person.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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@YesIamArchie
Archie K
7 years
My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass. " Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e " .😂 😂 😂 . #AfricanMumChallenge.
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Archie K
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RT @iAmMuthoni_: And he was jealous of girls in the school. How he would shame girls, his class, clubs he oversaw a lot. Remind you that….
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Archie K
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RT @tekashi_tanui1: 😭😭your were absolutely right
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@YesIamArchie
Archie K
2 hours
I miss a smoky place for some good ol' nyama choma but my person doesn't like Kenyan nyama.
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Archie K
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RT @kirawontmiss: dawg😭😭😭
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Archie K
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RT @BarbaraComstock: Dear Mr Japan? Trump doesn’t know what or who he is talking about.
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Archie K
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RT @BernardKavuli: This!
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Archie K
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RT @jibril__hajarah: Some family members may not be able to contribute financially to weddings, graduations, funerals, or other gatherings—….
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Archie K
2 hours
I am that family member.
@jibril__hajarah
hajiya
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Some family members may not be able to contribute financially to weddings, graduations, funerals, or other gatherings—but they show up with their hands and their hearts. Don’t overlook the uncle who doesn’t give money but ensures the cow is properly slaughtered.
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@YesIamArchie
Archie K
2 hours
Weka paybill jomba.
@MoraraKebasoSnr
Morara Kebaso
14 hours
I have decided that this is not the kind of country I want my children to grow up in. And I am not ready to move elsewhere because I like the food, the weather, the trees and the people. Therefore ladies and gentlemen fighting for it is not a choice i should make, IT IS A DUTY I.
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Archie K
2 hours
The reply said it so well. So well
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@mqhlay
Muganda Clay
2 hours
Kenya's government is like the men's national football team Harambee Stars and vice versa: A lot of individual talent, but as a team, hopeless.
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Archie K
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Gaaatho, and Esther Passaris is gonna get a nomination after the next election?.
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Archie K
2 hours
Whoa.
@georgenjoroge_
George Njoroge
4 hours
@otienowill Easy, bro. Don’t insult our Kikuyu women. If you have an issue with Esther Passaris, say so and let us know, we will deal with her. Go address Luo Nyanza women if you want to insult women for free. Respect is earned, but so is a hard slap ‘kofi ya sura’. 😅.
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Archie K
2 hours
Men see dust in marriej 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@Annitajoe1
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Archie K
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Throats are open
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Archie K
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Niko hapa joint fulani . Mpigaji sherehe: Harambeeeee. Everyone: WANTAM.
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@YesIamArchie
Archie K
3 hours
"Little friends of hers who look like you."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@Omulembe
mulembe
2 days
A woman will find you living peacefully like this then start buying curtains, nice plates and many socks. Before you know it, she's giving birth to little friends of hers who look like you.
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Archie K
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RT @Omulembe: A woman will find you living peacefully like this then start buying curtains, nice plates and many socks. Before you know it,….
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Archie K
3 hours
Hahahaha.
@Omulembe
mulembe
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A woman will find you living peacefully like this then start buying curtains, nice plates and many socks. Before you know it, she's giving birth to little friends of hers who look like you.
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Archie K
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RT @Kaypoisson1: I remember when Neymar got accused of Rape and he dropped video evidence the next day of the woman rather trying to force….
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Archie K
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Gym rats, what do you do to ease the pain if you stay long without doing gym sh1t? Because that's how I am feeling in my legs,back and thighs.
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