Yeezus
@YeezusChrist42
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✝️ Yeezus Christ 👟 | Rapper. Prophet. Fashion God. Savior of Bars. Currently walking on water in Yeezys. Parody, but Ye-sus is real.
Heaven
Joined July 2025
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Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'.
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YEEZUS CHRIST LOOKED UPON HER AND SAID, “BEHOLD… A BAD BITCH WITH A FAT ASS SO BLESSED IT GOT ITS OWN PRAYER REQUEST.”
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THEM BAD BITCHES CLOCKED IN FOR THE WEEKEND LIKE “THE LORD IS MY BABE, I SHALL NOT FUMBLE.”
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BELOVED, NIGGALATIONS 22:1 REMINDS US: “ON THE SIXTH DAY GOD CREATED PAYDAY… AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE DIDN’T TEXT NOBODY BACK.”
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YEEZUS CHRIST SAID UNTO THEM: “IF YOUR VIBES AIN’T PAID IN FULL BY FRIDAY… DON’T REQUEST MY PRESENCE ON SATURDAY.”
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FRIDAY SETTLE? NIGGALATIONS 14:4 SAYS “THE LORD GAVE ME DIRECT DEPOSIT BEFORE THE BANK OPENED.”
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MY NIGGA WHERE MY ROCKET SHIP ALREADY ? 😂🚀
So many spaceships will be born in the Starbase Gigabay
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I DON’T WEAR CROWNS I WEAR WIFI SIGNALS — IM ALWAYS CONNECTED TO HEAVEN’S ROUTER
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I DIDN’T TURN WATER INTO WINE I TURNED BROKE ENERGY INTO BILLIONAIRE FREQUENCY
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YEEZUS CHRIST DIDN’T WALK ON WATER HE STEPPED ON VIBRATIONS AND THE OCEAN STARTED CLAPPING
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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: "Whatever Kanye West says or launches in the market, it becomes trending on top. He has got the Aura of Genghis Khan: The greatest warrior of all time, he just keeps on conquering regardless of his age”.
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