The thing Americans never quite grasp when we have that debate about humidity/lack of air con/housing design is this: when it is hot in England, you are still In England.

I got snarled by our version of the Secret Service over a parking dispute at a festival cos Prince Harry can’t walk 60 metres. 2 massive blacked out Rangies and me in a Golf Buggy.

I hate doing a funny tweet with a typo.

Unreal logo on these Marmaris Special sunnies. Haha yes boys boys Roy Boms weather

There’s absolutely no reason it should be such a shock when they change the aisles round in the big shop. I’ve just got full on whiplash looking for shower gel man.

Never deleting

Make Country Sad Again.

Insane bio of someone I found arguing in the Instagram comment section

RT @WorldAroundEwe: @YeahManBroLad I knew a priest that went mental and it got explained to me that he started to believe that the plots to….

RT @Beigerevenge: 15 years!.

I swear down this neighbourhood is getting worse. I used to run to the window when I heard merda/beef outside and now I don’t even lower the volume.

Asked my taxi man to play some music and he did this

Huge if true

RT @FreddyQuinne: Loyalty cards.

Being skint and autistic must be so shite.

How has Virgil made me sadder than that Robbo one.

RT @bigsnugga: now i’m crying man.

Rest in peace Diogo Jota 🙏🏻.

Like two humpback whales, communicating at frequencies humans cannot fathom across vast distances.