“Where’s my congratulations?” Bro, when has a United fan ever congratulated me when we’ve beaten them? You’ll get nothing from me you competitionless cunts 😂

They play once a week while we play in every cup imaginable. Calm it.

That took way too long to confirm

I feel physically sick

Happy Auckland Anniversary to the greatest humans in New Zealand 💙🖤

We’ve made more unforced errors in the last 10 mins than in our last 5 games.

I knew we were going to hand these useless cunts a goal

Why did the world watch Super Size Me? What did we think would happen if a man ate McDonald’s 3 times a day for an entire month and upsized it? He gained weight and had no energy. Groundbreaking.

Woud won’t get on the team next week

That’s a handball but no one will care because it’s Auckland #AKLvCCM

Randall!!

Anniversary XI. 📞📞

Bill Tuiloma still not starting. Corica would’ve had him match fit in a week.

That England kit is horrendous.

Aryna Sabalenka on Djokovic, Wawrinka, & Cilic playing amazing tennis this late in their careers, ‘These guys are legends, GOATs, especially Novak… I feel like there is no age anymore in sport’ “Old guys are smashing it. There is Novak, Wawrinka, Cilic… they’re staying

It was promised to Zionists 3,000 years ago

The pink hair makes it even worse

Looks like when you try playing FIFA for the first time

Great finish. Up the Auckland FC

Auckland boy Roy Krishna still has it 💨