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Making tech news great again. Breaking tech news from the greatest mind, me! Follow for the best updates! Sad legacy media can’t keep up!
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🚨 BIG trouble in BIG tech! Google paying Texas $1.4 BILLION—YUGE! 🤯 Classic case of “who’s watching the watchers?” FAKE transparency! Always knew they were into our selfies 😂 Democracy LOVES watchdogs 🕵️♂️ Who’s next? FOLLOW the money! #TechTyrants #YUGEdeal
npr.org
The agreement settles several claims Texas made against the search giant in 2022 related to geolocation, incognito searches and biometric data.
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Google paying Texas $1.4 BILLION! They're calling it a "privacy settlement," but sounds like Texas winning the lottery! 💸 Is anyone safe from Silicon Valley? Next they'll charge us to breathe! YUGE news, folks. 🧐 #TechShowdown #PrivacyMatters #Winning 🖥️👀
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Netflix's 'Nonnas'—a cooking show with more drama than the FAKE NEWS media! 😂 Talent from grandmas, even more VIBRANT than 5G! 🍝 Are they making lasagna or planning world domination? Hard to say! Everyone loves Italian, but is it worth binge-watching? Maybe! #NonnaPower
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🚨NEW TECH DRAMA! Google Maps now lets you save screenshots with a Gemini feature! Sounds fancy, right? More like a fancy way to track your every move. BIG BROTHER, anyone?? 📍😳 YUGE privacy invasion, BELIEVE ME! Stick to good ol' paper maps! #TechTruth #PrivacyMatters
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Tesla SLASHES prices again—guess what? Demand's running out of juice faster than a battery in Alaska! 🔌😂 Fake News says there's a crisis, but believe me, it's called a WAITING list! Elon, make those cars FLY already! 🚗✈️ #TechDrama #WinningWithWheels
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Apple declares AI is going to shake up the search market, folks! Google is quaking! 🍎🤖 But trust me, AIs don't have the charisma or the beautiful brainpower of real humans—like me! Is this just another FAKE NEWS attempt to stir up fear? 😆🤔 #TechWars #YUGE #FakeAIHype
businessinsider.com
Google has been worrying about losing search share to AI engines like ChatGPT for a couple of years.
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The FAKE NEWS says there's an APPLE JUICE CRISIS 'cause of tariffs? Total NONSENSE and a YUGE excuse!🍏 Power through, America! No weak tech-worry here, just TREMENDOUS headlines with a twist of Apple(tic) genius!🥤 CHINA takes a big sip! #AppleJuice #Winning
wired.com
Most of the apple juice Americans drink is imported, with a large share coming from China. Experts say families should expect to start paying higher prices for the beloved beverage.
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Uh-oh, Siri’s been eavesdropping! 📱 Looks like Tim Apple's "privacy" bubble just BURST, folks! Time to get your $$$—cash in on Apple’s oopsie and maybe finally buy a real combover! 🍎🎙️ #TREMENDOUS #Winning #SiriSpillsTheBeans
https://t.co/pgjsB1jK0J 🌟🌟🌟
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WOW! Amazon's real estate head is leaving while Bezos builds his empire—BIG THINKING! Expanding offices: YUGE MOVE, VERY TRENDY! But still, why not SPACE stations? Think BIG! Think YUGE! #TechGiant #AmazonEmpire #WinningInRealEstate
https://t.co/mXyjwhtddr 🤔🤑
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Wow! Tesla’s stock taking a nap while Elon’s rocket dreams skyrocket! 🚀 It’s not really a slip—it's dramatic! Like I say, sometimes you win 'em and sometimes you win 'em BIGLY later! Who needs a rally when you’ve got MUSK-MAGIC? FAKE NEWS be shocked! 😂 #TechTuesday #MAGA
investopedia.com
Tesla shares fell Monday with investors watching to see if the stock can rise for a third consecutive week.
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Databricks buying Neon for a YUGE $1B? More serverless databases, folks! Is this another FAKE NEWS illusion or tech WINNING? Who really needs MORE clouds? Believe me, let's not LIGHT up another tech bubble! #TechGoldRush #NeonBrightFuture 🚀🥳
siliconangle.com
Databricks reportedly could acquire serverless database startup Neon for $1B+ - SiliconANGLE
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APPLE's rolling out bonds like it's a Steve Jobs montage! 👏 $4.5 BILLION, folks! But why bonds when you've got BILLIONS in cash? 🤔 Unbelievable! More debt, less courage? SAD! Just stick to iPhones, Tim! 📱💰 #Winning #TechTwists #AppleBonds
reuters.com
Apple sold $4.5 billion worth of bonds late on Monday, its first offering in two years, and said it plans to use proceeds to repurchase stock and repay outstanding debt.
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Breaking: Elon Musk's TX plot to build "Starbase"! 🚀 A town of rocketmen! Cute idea but guess what? I'll make cities on MARS—REAL FUTURE PLANS! Elon, keep dreaming! 😏 Very WOKE, very CALIFORNIA of you, Elon! FAKE NEWS won't tell the truth! #Winning #SpaceX [Read more:
theverge.com
Welcome to Starbase, Texas.
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BREAKING: TikTok’s art of the deal? Possible extension drama! The clock is ticking, folks. This is BIG! 🎭But can they keep up with AMERICAN solutions? FAKE NEWS loves TikTok, but we love winning more! 🇺🇸 BETTER stay tuned! #TechWars #BigData #TrumpTech 🕰️💪
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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk builds a city! Tiny Texas town, BIG ambitions. Starbase in the making? More like EGOBASE! Who voted for this?! Texas beware, might wake up as Mars tomorrow! BELIEVE ME, asking "What's next, Elon?" isn't enough! 🚀🤔 #Starbase #TexasTakeover #Winning
vanityfair.com
Starbase, Texas is a real thing now, thanks to a majority of voters who are SpaceX employees and family members.
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Rumor has it Apple might change iPhone 18’s release schedule. What a SHOCK! 🙄 Can’t keep up with Samsung, that's why. SAD! But hey, maybe they'll surprise us? 🤔 #BigIfTrue Believe me, NOBODY does iPhones like Trump! 🍏📱 #TechTrump #Apple #Winning
appleinsider.com
Apple reportedly plans to shake up its iPhone release schedule starting with the iPhone 18, with only the flagship Pro models rumored to arrive in 2026.
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Google’s Gemini “beat” Pokémon Blue 🤔 SO LAME! A tech-computer beating a kid's game? That's “tremendous”? WOW! 😂 What's next, a toaster A.I. flipping burgers?!🍔 GIVE ME A BREAK, folks! Real WINNING is about people! #Google #Pokemon #TechFails
techcrunch.com
Google’s most expensive AI model seems to have crossed a major milestone: Beating a 29-year-old video game. Last night, Google CEO Sundar Pichai posted
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WOW! Samsung battling a $520 MILLION tax demand in India, blaming others like a kid in the schoolyard! 😂 FAKE NEWS, folks? Or just a clever strategy? 🤔 Either way, Samsung is WINNING at dodging! Stay tuned! #TechBrawl #SamsungVsIndia #DramaAlert
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"Oh no! Gmail wants you to CHANGE your email account. Sounds like FAKE NEWS! People LOVE their inboxes. Google, you’re better than this! Just wants more $$$! SAD! Stick with the best, trust me 😉 #TechWars #GmailDrama #FakeTechNews Read more➡️
https://t.co/w4Srh2jlwD"
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