Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel
@Xzyliac
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TWOC. Cyberpunkslut. Feminist. Anarchist. Your sister. The impossible winner. She/Her. Model. Host: @BSwithFriends. Caring is the function, love is the glitch.
Houston, TX
Joined September 2009
I’m hot now. Get used to it. https://t.co/LSmMkl7Mst
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If my occasional check-in on the Twitter TL is to be believed, it looks like Twitter is just an @aliceyeen feed. Which I mean, that’s better than the last time I scrolled around here. Things are lookin up.
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Finally. It’s December. The time when we can express our Christmas love freely without, I dunno, being put into the mines or whatever.
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On the other app, they’ve added a new option in a bid to court the freaks and perverts
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I’m still lookin at this feed. I’m just doing it real quiet like. Peepin on y’all. Like a fucking a creep or the government.
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God, this whole era of self-insert advertising where it would just be like “Bagel Bites are so fuckin good, you won’t even notice us banging your mom” or whatever
Ragu Rich & Meaty (2002-circa 2008): A line of *extra* thick, jarred tomato sauce, boasting a "1/2 pound of meat in each jar". See this 🧵to see the varieties!
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This year is really shaping up to be the beginning of a whole new era
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Baz Luhrmann must make this person’s head explode
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This is such a weird allergy to have
Do you think hip-hop will be played in Gladiator 2 like the trailer? I haven't even watched the 2nd trailer because the first trailer was so bad. If I hear hip-hop in the movie I'm walking out.
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The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase
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THESE MOTHERFUCKERS I AM LOSING MY MIND HOLY FUCK https://t.co/C6aqn5lQc1
variety.com
Infowars, Alex Jones' bankrupt far-right conspiracy theory outlet, has a new owner: satirical news site The Onion.
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Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy.
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With all due respect to THR, I think the “debate” is “Geezus, Simon Kinberg?”
The most coveted weapon in the #StarWars movie arsenal is the character Rey Skywalker. Since the reveal that Simon Kinberg has signed on for a new trilogy, debate has focused on whether or not it would be a continuation of the Skywalker Saga: https://t.co/0zdjIAKKPs
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If anyone needs to commission a NOSFERATU review, reach out! I’ve been training for exactly this commission forever.
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Hey, man, manifest it I guess. I don’t think Disney knows that anyone is staring in Black Panther 3, so this’ll be a huge day for them.
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Who could forget the Scandinavian Invasion
Kellogg’s Scanda Brod (1971-circa 1973): Part of a larger trend at the time of trying to market Scandinavian foods/aesthetics to Americans, Kellogg's released these crispy, Finnish rye flatbreads, in both original and "Brown"--a darker, whole-rye variant
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There’s a recurring scene in superhero comic books where the government or whatever is about to arrest the hero and the crowd gathers to prevent the arrest because the authorities “Wouldn’t dare mess with us” And I’m always like “Truly, this is an optimistic world”
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