You can lead a horse to basketball, but you can’t make him dunk 😔.

RT @CalmXV: THE 2025 RIZZ OLYMPICS JUNE 28TH 2025!!!. more details to be added below.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I’m immediately clicking off and blocking any video where the captain is just “wait for it”.

RT @CalmXV: LETS GET COOKING

They can’t keep getting away with this.

Smash or Pass: Every F5 tornado.

There is no way is this Ted Danson’s actual Wikipedia photo. This looks like some @JamesLee03 animation.

My buddy Hollis is trying to raise some money for emergency car repairs! Check out his stream here and show him some love:

October. November. December. Cucumber.

Sorry EST, but Baker Island time is superior.

Made this handy chart so you can always tell if an image was generated by A.I.

My headphones are fuuuuucked

"I was only supposed to put the Hot Pocket in for 2 minutes. but I put it in for 3 minutes. This caused my microwave to explode, infusing with my cells to grant me heat-based superpowers. This is my origin story.".

shoutout to my boi Ted Fujita, I guess.

5 years in a row 🔥 @SavantOfficial

…and so I told the genie: “the only magician I know is my accountant”.

bruh.

Finally. Relatable content.

Definitely the spookiest edit I’ve ever done. Full video on YT —>

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! New video out now about PUMPKINS!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃. #Halloween #Pumpkins