i have a theory that cpt and revenge insomnia are directly correlated.

so much potential in "dont forget about me when you blow up" but as an insult lol vastly underused.

fought my affinity for cars cuz of toxic man culture just to realize im autistic.

ignoramus.

its actually funny at this point.

im from oakland and even i know cameroonian's have the best jollof.

coworker hurt her knee at a dubstep concert lmao. imagine they drop excision and you just stretched out in agony 😭.

I can tell your politics damnear from the first thing you do or dont say to me.

this shit got so ass so fast.

okay look. So we know chickens either evolved from some other bird type species hybrid w. two parents of different species OR a bird species mutated over generations and became more and more chicken-like. either way the egg came first.

if i help you in this life, you dont gotta tell nobody i dont want the credit. but if I die and you you dont gas me up, i will fasho be haunting u.

these new human think they can insult me w a word that ends in "ie".

diary of man.

i love the work so i love myself and i love myself so I love the work.

this man on the train blasting wale off the iphone speaker.

RT @blephin_:

pick your overseer, the masters son or the masters daughter.

fuck a strategy. niggas in a fullnelson at nuke point talking about i voted complicitly as a strategy. Your "strategy" has historically failed everytime. Performing freedom of choice doesnt manifest it into existence. USA been a plutocracy whole time and you votin for police lol.

i never emotionally invest in political outcomes and this is one of the times i am most pleased with my decision.

trump marketing 101'd yall ass.