Chronic Gooner
@WrongTurnAhead
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VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. I make content for the Chronically Addicted Batorhood. Feel free to join my bate group. Link Below. DM for removal or credit.
Batecave, USA
Joined May 2011
What's free time? #gayporncaps #porncaps #gooncap #gooncaps #pornaddiction #gaypornaddiction #pornosexual
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"Hey man - I'm not feeling well so I think I'm going to skip our cabin weekend. You guy have fun though!" Cancel your plans to masturbate ALL weekend, bro. up & down.
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You woke up to this voicemail after drunkenly sending your straight co-worker a text confessing everything... This one is for the straight worship fags. Be warned though - the language is pretty strong in this one.
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There’s just something about a hard dong through the fly…
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I'm meeting up with a nearby bate bro tomorrow. Should I wear the red or blue?
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Are you scroll through porn again, bro? No worries just GOON.
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When people ask why I like men, I show them this pic and they immediately understand.
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Call out of work tomorrow, bro. Touch your penis all day.
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Being "too high" is quitter talk, go ahead and take another deep puff
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“Sorry mom, I’m just too busy to date right now. There’s plenty of time though. Don’t worry about me”
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Bros I’m not going to lie. I’m at a restaurant and our waiter and a SO caked up. My gooner brain is in sport mode and my friends might think I’m fucking stupid. I can’t help it, bro. I love but porn butts.
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I find myself gooning to some weird shit nowadays. Up and down bro.
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“Swear to god bro if you tell my girlfriend, I’ll beat your ass” No worries, man. Your goony secret’s safe with me….and all my bate bros, right guys?
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Listen, I don't make the rules so you better be pumping on your dick, bro.
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