Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
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Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club.
New Orleans, LA
Joined October 2011
For anyone not from New Orleans or those who aren't walking distance to parade routes, this is the Mardi Gras you don't see.
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Still waiting on the transfers to dry but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.
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In my happy place working on the "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" plungers!
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Grabbed the wrong size lid out of the dishwasher if anyone is wondering how my day is going.
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"The Labyrinth" starring David Bowie's crotch.
What kid's movie made you think, "This is NOT for kids"?
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Looking a little creepy in Broadmoor right now. Used to call it tornado green back in my newsroom days.
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In my happy place this morning, but damn I'm ready to get these volcanoes done so I can move on to something else.
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Just realized the hilarious juxtaposition in the buggy.
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Got a new shower curtain for the ducky bathroom!
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Did a little sidewalk art at the bar, and a kid helped with embellishments.
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I wanted something rubber duck related but it was really difficult to shorten it to something that couldn't be interpreted as dick.
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Since the jerseys are lacking the malnourished whale logo, I may have to order one.
The @MiamiDolphins will wear their NFL x Nike Rivalries “Dark Water” uniforms on Monday. 🐬🌊 NYJvsMIA– Monday 7:15pm ET on ESPN/ESPN Deportes Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN App
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In a stand off with the Governor to get him back inside. Gonna have to offer up a literal carrot of peace to end it. #CorgiCrew
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After having to help plan a friend's funeral, I think I'm going to go ahead and write my own obituary and just update it as needed like a resume. Mainly because if I were to go first, hubs would make sure to use Oxford commas just to spite me.
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Any Tucks fans out there? (Or if you just enjoyed TPing trees as a kid?) Check out my contribution to the #Krewes4Karnival silent auction! https://t.co/qhjzEhWfKy
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Tucks signature throw plunger - toilet paper tree
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I had two records when I was a little kid. One that came with my Strawberry Shortcake record player. This was the other.
On this day in 1983, Culture Club hit #1 in the U.K. with “Karma Chameleon,” holding the top spot for six weeks and becoming the year’s best-selling single, complete with Judd Lander’s harmonica.
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I think back to when I was a kid and said when I'm grown, I'm going to do whatever I want. That's not really working out as envisioned.
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Last November I filed a 311 report on sinking concrete panels on the street next to the house. Six months ago, the pothole crew dumped asphalt to level it and it's already sunk several inches. I'm contemplating if spray painting a cock and balls on it would expedite repairs.
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