Ted
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Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist. Goalkeeper's Union member
Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells)
Joined April 2020
Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read. Every. Damn. Day.
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This is a pretty standard thing when out on licence. Of course these grifters know nothing of the law, what is why they think Lucy Connolly is some form of shitty martyr
๐จ๐จ The US government confirms: Lucy Connolly has been barred from leaving the UK. There's now little doubt Britain has a fascist government. People are only barred from leaving authoritarian countries. This is virtually unheard of in the free world, but Britain is no longer
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More Tories to the TotallyDifferentFromTheToriesHonest Party that is Reform
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Permanent is a surprise
We're delighted to announce the signing of Scotland international Lyndon Dykes โ๏ธ Welcome to south-east London, Lyndon! ๐ #cafc
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Ah yes, the famous Manchester Elephant
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Should be left to rot. Human rights shouldn't apply to monsters
Bulger killer Jon Venables set for parole hearing
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Alonso lighting a cigar watching this
๐จ๐ช๐ธ ALBACETE HAVE KNOCKED OUT REAL MADRID OF THE COPA DEL REY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE WON IT IN THE 94TH MINUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Albacete 3-2 Real Madrid. https://t.co/iGQSxXrMma
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump has fallen asleep again at a public meeting. Wow.
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The Clintons are not refusing to testify. They are refusing to testify BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. The Clintons want a public hearing. Why are Republicans opposed?
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That incident wouldn't have given a haemophiliac internal bleeding. 1984 state
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
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England, but only just... They'd all be in their 40s by now
The last England team to win the Ashes in Australia vs current Australia ๐ฟ Who wins a one-off Test at the MCG?
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As a rule of thumb, if youโd take 5 minutes+ to check if someone is offside Itโs just not fucking offside
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I wish I was thick enough to listen to Joe Rogan
Rogan: "You don't want militarized people in the streets just roaming around, snatching up people โย many of which turn out to be U.S. citizens that just don't have their papers on them. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
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Breaking NYT: The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter. The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status. That is a war crime called "perfidy."
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Each one is a lie, but his supporters can't read so they can't look up the facts.
Trump lies: "Grocery prices are starting to go rapidly down. Rent is down. Airfares are down. Hotel rates are down. Cell phone prices are down."
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This is why VAR should be cricket/tennis style. No Newcastle player complained, and the goal was ruled out Have 2 a game, require the captain to tell the referee. Job done #VAR
Man Cityโs goal was just disallowed for offside by VAR for thisโฆ Iโm lost for words with this technology.
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https://t.co/ztuVirEcle Definition of insanity. We've released the scum before and he breaks parole. Keep him until he rots
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Jon Venables, 10 when he killed James Bulger in 1993, failed in a previous bid for parole in 2023.
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Hello TUNBRIDGE WELLS residents! I am on my way to you to report on the water outages. Where should I go! Which pubs etc are struggling? Can you tell me about what itโs been like for you? Please DM me or email Helena.horton@guardian.co.uk ! Thank you !
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