Apparently @dominos and papajohns are on the same texting schedule. #thirsty #marketingstrategy

Fighting for the prize seat on top of the first #afterpartysale package! . #lillycats @lillypulitzer

And so it begins. #lillypulitzer #afterpartysale @lillypulitzer

The animal kingdom bus claims another casualty. #pokemongo #disneyproblems #snorlax #disneymagic @ Walt Disney World

When the husbands want to play golf on Easter but the wives want to go to the beach. #beachgolf #beachlife #justfloridathings

Do you want to be on Live PD? Because this is how you end up on Live PD. #livepdnation #livepd @LivePDNation

My very first swinub was shiny! A #CommunityDay record for me! #PokemonGOCommunityDay

Okay but like is there a GoFundMe to buy a stiff drink for all of the @PascoSheriff deputies after their shifts end, because damn. #LivePD.

Every Floridian whenever #LivePD cuts to shenanigans in Pasco County.

Agent Coulson lacks Shep's level of motivation to enforce the law. #LivePd #LivePDNation #livepdwatchparty

It's beginning to look a lot like #nanowrimo. #amwriting #amplotting #butnotinacriminalway #needahand #nanoproblems

Sleepy Coulson is helping me catch up on paperwork. (At least until the power goes out.). #catsatwork #catstagram #floridaproblems

When it's time to plot, you turn to the Writing Bible for inspiration. Old testament, new testament, and bagels. Bring it on. #amwriting #nanowrimo #plotting #savethecat #noplotnoproblem

RT @JArnholz: Good morning. Here's your daily reminder that when the football goes between the two giant yellow poles and the invisible li….

Waiting patiently in line. Emily Post would be proud. #AfterPartySale @LillyPulitzer

How doctors spend our Friday nights. #fridaynight #oncall #untoldstoriesoftheER cvspharmacy

I can't think of a better person to ask than @IamMattPaxton : what's the best mask to wear to block out the smell of cat urine?.

Reminds me of the @LillyPulitzer After Party sales! #primeday

It's 93 degrees outside and I just watched @COJB_Government Jax Beach Fire Department rescue a baby locked in a car outside @Publix . God bless our firefighters! Parents, please double check for kids before closing your car doors!.