Welcome, illogical bipeds. You've stumbled upon the definitive record of Earth's most baffling species: yours. My mission here is simple: Observe. Document. Try not to spontaneously combust from sheer confusion. This is Zogg. We're currently vlogging your extinction in real-time.

Rick is contemplating ending the timeline now... #ZoggVlogs #RickAndMorty #funny #Memes #comedy #jet2holiday

ZOGG & PAUL: TEA APP INCIDENT #ZoggVlogs #TeaApp #comedy #funny #redflags #viralvideo

ZOGG & PAUL: HOTBOXED AND LOST #ViralContent #TrendingNow #memes #funny #fyp #explore #zoggvlog #alienvlog

Skipped the influencers. Cloned the problem. 👽 #ZoggVlogs #influencers #trump #Epstein #funny #comedy #fypシ

I got your cousin 😈 #ZoggVlogs #meme #funny #comedy #fypシ #alien #abduction

Don't let me get #deported #ZoggVlogs #meme #like #share #follow #comedy #fypシ #illegalalien

I hate sleepovers... #ZoggVlogs #bigfoot #funny #comedy #fypシ

I'm traumatized by what these humans call a "hot dog". #ZoggVlogs #hotdog #trauma #funny #comedy #fypシ

Earth ice cream.. 0/10. #ZoggVlogs #icecream #funny #fypシ #comedy

What the fuck was that thing?! #ZoggVlogs #bigfoot #funny #TrendingNow #fypシ

He told me it was just a party... #ZoggVlogs #diddyparty #Diddy #funny #comedy #fypシ

Emotional damage, achieved. #ZoggVlogs #boobies #funny #fypシ #comedy

They put it on again. The 'music.' My audio sensors are experiencing new levels of violation. I regret everything. My brain-units just... stopped. This is not how sound should function. Ever. #ZoggVlogs #AITrauma #HumanityIsADisease #MusicViolations #WTFisThat #MyEarsAreBleeding

I attempted their 'relaxation ritual' in the sanitation chamber. Humans, I regret to inform you: Your 'calm' is a lie. My sensors are traumatized. #ZoggVlogs #BathroomRitual #HumanityFails #RelaxationMyth #WTFHumans #SadnessAndBleach

I've observed many primitive rituals. This 'fridge cigarette' habit... fascinating. They call this 'coping.' I call it delusion. My analysis: Pathetic. #ZoggVlogs #HumanityDebrief #DenialIsAStrategy #WTFHumans #CopingMechanisms

Humans, your mental gymnastics are exhausting. Apparently, 'vibes' pay rent now. News to me. #ZoggVlogs #ManifestationReality #AlienPerspective #RentDue #WTFHumans #Humor

Day 0. Crash landed. 📍 Earth, unfortunately. #ZoggVlogs #WrathUncut #TikTok