Trisha
@Wps_Yall
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Accounting Goddess - The Charlie Daniels of Spreadsheets - Love all things #Razorbacks - Rabid Basketball Fan - Dog Lover
Joined August 2014
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10
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Darius Acuff Jr. has been your @NaismithTrophy National Player the Week. INCREDIBLE honor for the Hogs freshman 🗣️🗣️
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Still can't fully believe what we're seeing from Darius Acuff. Against one of college hoops toughest teams today, he had: * 29 points (career high) * 4 assists * 3 rebounds * 9/16 FG * 3/7 from 3 * 8/9 from FT line Dudes like him simply don't come around often. INSANE 😤😤
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Went to sleep in a tank top and woke up with a titty out so it’s definitely not new year, new me. Happy New Year!
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If you died today, your job opening would get posted faster than your obituary. Take your PTO. And don’t feel guilty about it.
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Being a witness to a Labubu wedding was not on my Christmas bingo card. But yet here I am being told to rise as the bride enters the living room.
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Merry Christmas twitter fam. Thanks for making me laugh on the daily!
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Shout out to the people who don’t use apostrophes to make their last names plural.
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Having both sides on my family tonight for Christmas Eve dinner. We told everyone that the food will be ready at 4:00. Here’s my prediction on when they will all arrive. My parents - 3:30 My brother & family- 3:45 In-law parents - 4:15 SIL - 4:00 BIL - 4:30. Stay tuned.
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I pick out a unique wrapping paper for each kid and then don’t write their names on any of their presents. Squashes the present shaking. It also adds to the fun of them trying to guess whose is whose.
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That tracks.
Type Christmas then your name into the gif bar. Let’s see the Christmas you…
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70 degrees and humid on the day before Christmas Eve. 0/10, do not recommend.
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