The Worst Muse
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No, seriously, go for it. It'll be a bestseller. (By @RaeBeta.)
Mount Olympus
Joined July 2014
You're right. The world DOES need another novel about an aging English professor's affair with a nubile young co-ed.
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When I told that Paul Ryan guy that vampires were the future, I didn't think he'd take it so metaphorically. Sorry.
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What if the Confederates won... and also what if they were sexy vampires?
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Okay, but WHAT IF we lived in a world where, get this, white people were persecuted?
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Kudos for including such a well-developed gay character! Have you figured out how you're going to kill them yet?
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That superhero movie pitch is okay, but think about how much better it'd be if you made it an origin story.
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It's finally an election year! Don't you think it's about time you started that heavy-handed political allegory?
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Can't wrap your head around kids these days? Consider adoption! At worst, you can always wring a heart-wrenching memoir out of it.
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If you get stuck, just kill a character. If you get really stuck, kill them all.
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Having trouble coming up with a good resolution? Have you considered "It was all a dream"?
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Animals' thought processes and social dynamics are probably just like cuter versions of ours.
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Are you sure it's clear what happened last chapter? Maybe you should stage a conversation where your protagonist can recap it in detail.
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Make this one the story that proves to your asshole ex beyond all shadow of doubt that they really loved you all along.
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Your protagonist should be an everyman, which is to say exactly like you but with better romantic prospects.
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