WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
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Why am I working? Where the hell is Ken?
The Big Sleazy
Joined February 2009
I have no idea how I’m going to do it, but I know me… so I know that I will. 💪🏼💄
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Call me crazy, but can we start selling furniture that’s already assembled? I’m not interested in a glorified Lego kit that turns into an armoire.
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Time doesn’t take away the questions and sinking feelings. How do you betray the person that’s closest to you in this world and then choose to not repair the damage.
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Happy New Year to everyone that shit themselves in a diaper in Times Square, may that energy never find me.
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WE DID IT!!! We made it to a new year!!! No one lied to us, cheated on us or manipulated us this year!! It’s brand new… let’s do this!!
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2026: imagine how fast a horse can run without any dead weight.
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My post aren’t about anyone particular, but if the hotdog fits the bun… Shove it up your ass.
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I am no longer crying over men. I’m going to start acting like them. Uno reverse, Bitch.
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My biggest flex for the end of 2025, is that I have no one left to cut off, before the end of the year. I did all of my arts and crafts projects early. 🙌🏻✨
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I am at the stage of my life, where if someone came up to me flirting… I would probably pepper spray them.
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“ there are plenty of fish in the sea” Yeah, well the last one took my lure… And now I have no desire to keep fishing.
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I’m ready to start liking men for their money, because liking them for their personality has cost me way too much.
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At least after all the trauma I went through in 2025, I can now relate to some really good songs. 😅🤪
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I’ve never experienced the feeling of losing a “good” man… so there’s that.
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No one can ever call me a gold digger, I’ve never been with anyone that makes more money than me 💰✨
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Womanhood is knowing how to set a table, and also knowing when to flip it.
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At that point in the holiday season where I don’t know what day it is, but I do know that Little Debbie Christmas Trees are acceptable for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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The holidays are so strange: November: decorating my house will make me feel so festive and joyful January: undecorating my house will make me feel so much less cluttered and peaceful.
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I spent Christmas with widows and war vets… and won $400. A Casino Christmas was the perfect way to spend the day. 😅🤪💸💰
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