Presenting a digital marketing budget to a hotel is hard. it's like telling an elderly person how much a cup of coffee costs at Starbucks.

When it’s 2023 and I see a “Chatbots For Hotels” article…

Revenue Management, Sales, Marketing and Operations… when hotel revenue numbers are sliding:

“I am coming for you guys at Prestige Worldwide!” IYKYK

Me, as soon as any meeting gets cancelled …

Orcas are having their commercial strategy week in Monterey.

Tim Cook: "Let's charge $3500 and call it a day.".Revenue Manager: "No, $3499."

When they keep posting "Chat GPT & AI For Hotels" articles.

They must have left the light on. (Thanks Norm McDonald, the king of Moth jokes).

How I make an appearance, anytime they have donuts in the meeting room…

Revenue Analyst—————>SVP Revenue Management/CRO.

Me, every time a conference call is cancelled…

Hotel Revenue Manager, Hotel Social Media Manager.

Every time I open an Excel spreadsheet:

When they still keep posting “ChatGPT for hotels” articles…

Always be finding a way to introduce the youth to the magic of Genesis and Phil Collins.

It's that time of the year again. after a 3 year hiatus, I am happy to re-post one of my greatest meme creation of all time. Enjoy ITB 2023 y'all. I will make it there someday. #ITBBerlin #itb2023

When I see another “Using ChatGPT for hotels” article.

Revenue Manager changing rates at a brand hotel.

RIP, his cologne powered my entire high school.