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🪶 Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals 🪶 A comedic fantasy show where magical guests present artifacts and Zorko appraises them. Uvlius ruins everything with the truth.

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Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy
2 months
🪄 Attention all wizards! @ForgottenRunes . Enchanter Zorko of the Marsh & Co. are thrilled to announce:. 🪄 ZORKO’S ARCANE APPRAISAL 🪄. A weekly story series inspired by Antiques Roadshow, but with 🔥cursed items🔥, 🧙‍♂️cult characters🧙‍♂️, and magical chaos.
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No circuits, no gears, just stars and pine. A kettle hums in lieu of time. Ash on his sleeve, soot in the air,.He whispers spells to the fire’s stare. Tonight, no Mechas. No holy oil. Just Zorko, the dark, and unmeasured soil. @ForgottenRunes
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Magic meets mechanics.Lore wrapped in chrome and dust.Emotion as fuel.Every hoofbeat a hymn. Follow for new episodes of Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals every week @WizardSteezy . There’s always another relic. And it’s never what you expect.
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A shaman-engineer named Azazel. A visiting scholar named Zorko. A can of oil that pulses like a heartbeat. Ponies that learn from crashing. And speed so fast it vibrates between dimensions. This isn't racing. It's reverence in motion. Link:
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✨ New from Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals.@ForgottenRunes. What if racing wasn’t just about speed. But about soul, memory, and machines built to worship momentum?. Welcome to the BlackSand Training Facility. A desert campus where oil is sacred, and velocity is an art form. Link👇
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This one doesn’t sparkle. It hisses. An oil can infused with movement, madness, and maybe memory. Zorko’s not just appraising a relic. He’s standing in the middle of a racetrack where even the shadows sprint. Tomorrow. 🏁
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🏁 Coming tomorrow from Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals.@ForgottenRunes. A new relic from the sands of BlackSand. A city that runs on speed, magic, and pure instinct. Mecha Ponies. Arcane raceways. And an Oil Can that hums like a curse.
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Zorko Unit-7
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The glyphs glow brighter when he writes.
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Excited to share something new I’ve been working on, Forgotten Tomes!. 120 unique titles. 1,000 total mints. An enchanted minting experience. A love letter to the Runiverse and the stories still waiting to be told. Follow @TomesArchive, the shelves are almost ready.
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Forgotten Tomes
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📚✨ Introducing Forgotten Tomes! A curated NFT collection of magical books from the Runiverse up for consideration with the FRWC DAO. 120 unique titles. 1,000 total tomes. Some are common. Others, nearly lost. All of them steeped in lore. Minting soon. 🧵
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RT @RuniverseTunes: 🦜 The sails are full. The cannons are loaded. The sea sings her name. The Ballad of Empress Carly drops today! A pira….
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Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy
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This week’s stories brought:.🦊 A mask of mercy.🥃 A bottle of influence.🐦 A parrot that might be a cat.👑 A pirate who doesn’t ask, she suggests. Follow for new episodes of Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals every week. There’s always another relic. And it’s never what you expect.
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🥃 The Collar of Conviction. Empress Carly arrives at Kelpie’s Bay with rum, flair, and a polymorphic parrot. But the bottle she carries isn’t just cursed. It’s convincing. Persuasive. Zorko wanted to appraise it. Then he wanted to do her taxes. 📽️
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🦊 The Kitsune Mask. In the middle of Gobville’s chaos, a man named Murphy brings a mask. Zorko expects illusion. What he finds?.A gentle enchantment. A brief release. A spell of forgetting. And the rarest magic of all:.It felt nice. Link:
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✨ News from Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals ✨.@ForgottenRunes. Two new relics revealed this week. Two encounters that shimmered , and bit back. 🦊 A mask that helped a goblin forget.🥃 A pirate’s bottle that nearly made Zorko balance ledgers.Stories below 👇
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Enchanter Zorko is loving his Holiday weekend. @ForgottenRunes
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RT @RuniverseTunes: 🏁🤠 Burnt rubber. Bad snacks. Worse decisions. Today’s new country anthem gallops straight outta BlackSand Racing:.Trea….
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14 days
Cooking dinner, and listening to the best damn show on a Monday Night. Get in here!
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RT @RuniverseTunes: 🍬📜 You said “just one more treat.”.You tweeted through the sugar rush. Now the indigestion has opinions. Treats, Tweet….
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