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when you've known someone has a shitty personality forever, but you've stayed in your own lane bc you ain't about conflict and negativity, but then other people start to see the light
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Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon is widely accepted in fandom, it's still a headcanon. And people are allowed to have different ones.
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Okay so I’ve seen klance YouTuber aus, but what about an au where HUNK is a super popular home food youtuber, and lance films and talks and tests food and pops in occasionally
And Keith is ENAMORED with Hunk’s roommate and obsessively watches the vids just for glimpses of lance
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Au where Keith is the lead singer of the band Blade of Marmora, and it’s one of those bands where they all wear masks and never show their faces
And Keith has such a stage presence that he can only achieve through the anonymity, letting himself go
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Filed under the list of things you SHOULDN'T do if you want an author to update :)))
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Posting this here, too. Pls be careful guys and don't link or advertise your donation/commerce websites on Ao3.
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Who wants a 30k klance oneshot about Lance owning a witch themed cat cafe rescue for black cats, and witch Keith who's been cursed to stay in the form of a cat? With fluff, light angst, humor, and smut?
Because that's coming to ao3 this Halloween 💙❤️
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Tonight I came out to my mom as non binary
She said she doesn’t understand. I said you don’t have to, you just have to respect it
She said “No. I DO need to understand. I don’t GET it. And I don’t have to get it. But I DO have to make an effort to understand.”
And I’m so proud
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Klance au
Keith is a superhero, hopelessly pinning for his best friend and roommate Lance
One day Lance sees superhero-Keith in Keith’s room, instead of thinking they’re the same person, he thinks they’re dating
Lance is jealous but he doesn’t know of who...
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Au where Keith’s parents have him when they’re young, and A decade after Keith’s dad dies, Krolia remarries and has another kid. Cue up mid-20s Keith taking his little sister to school daily to help out and crushing hard on her 2nd grade teacher, Lance
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Au where Keith is a bartender at a fancy bar, and Lance is one of the piano players who comes in a couple days a week
Lance is drawn to broody, stern, and handsome with a secret smirk
Keith is enamored by dazzling smile, soft voice, and skillful long fingers
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Royalty klance au where neither of them are actually royalty, it’s just a backdrop.
Lance is a knight and the royal bodyguard of the crown princess Allura. He accompanies her to the neighboring kingdom to meet her fiancé Lotor—
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Okay so I know klance is fire and water (or fire and ice)
But like... pls just imagine a variation on that: lightning and storm.
Imagine lightning familiar Keith and storm mage lance. Imagine how opposing the forces, and yet how PERFECTLY it fits together
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Hey remember this piece sora did for TMWM?? Remember how GORGEOUS it is when the stars on their legs twinkle???
IT'S BACK, with a new(ish) chapter from witty!! TMWM is back online and we're continuing the updating!
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Hey, klancers. I see you out there and I love you. Thank you for all that you do. I’m glad to still be kicking it with you. Feeling some appreciation in the house tonight 💙❤️
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Me personally: I don’t want to get married and I don’t really want kids
Me thinking about klance married with kids: 😭😭😭😭👏👏👏💙❤️💙❤️✨✨✨😭😭👍👍🙏🙏🙏👨👨👧👦💍💍💍💍✨💦💦💦🎉🎉🎉🎉💜💜💕💕💕😭😭😭
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Do you ever just read fic and think like... WOW someone wrote this. Not some big fancy untouchable author in a publishing house. But a real tangible person who just loves these characters so much that they wanted to share their ideas and stories with us
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I’m a simple person. I see klance and I get emotional
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Lance who thinks he’ll never be good enough and Keith who thinks he’ll never find someone he trusts enough to be comfortable with
Lance tearing down keiths walls brick by brick and Keith looking at lance like he’s his world
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Pls imagine Lance inviting Keith and his mom to Christmas at his family home. You have a boy who hasn’t had a family in years, and an alien, and a space dog, surrounded by a plethora of McClains who envelop them so easily into the festivities
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Is it possible to fall for your OTP all over again? Bc I feel like I’ve unlocked a new level of klance hell and I’m falling hard
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Saying a show is "baiting" a ship merely bc two characters have a lot of growth is like some guy saying you lead him on when you were just trying to be his friend.
Demanding a show owes you a ship bc of that is like that same guy saying you "owe" him sex bc you were nice to him
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I know we all mourn for the content creators who left fandom. I know we're all nostalgic for our favorite fics/art. But there are still many people here, loving & creating. It's important to support and encourage the people STILL writing and drawing the content you want to see
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Klance who made a dumb pact in college to spend every Valentine’s Day where they’re single together to binge on sweets, wine, and dumb movies. This happens for ten years before they realize it’s a real date and they’re both flustered about it despite being so comfy with eachother
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I have this idea of a trans Lance childhood friends to lovers klance au.... where like... they know each other before Lance's transition. And Keith is like I'm deff gay. Then meets Lance and is like, maybe I'm bi? But then Lance comes out as trans and Keith is like, nope deff gay
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You’re not morally superior by yelling at someone on the internet for one mistake. You’re not the better person by bullying someone. And if you try to yell at them in your own native language and think you’ve won bc they can’t articulate themselves to you? You’re an asshole.
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Me: I did a 250k soulmate au that took literal years, and while I love it, I’m excited to explore different aus
Also me: ..... I wanna write another soulmate au bc Keith and Lance are soulmates
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Life is too short to make yourself miserable by feeling ashamed of your interests and the things you enjoy.
The people who judge you for it don’t matter, and you don’t need to live your life for an audience or the expectations of others
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If you steal a writer's fanfic and try to sell it, you're a piece of shit.
If you steal an artist's art and try to sell it, you're a piece of shit.
If you steal anyone's work and try to sell it, there's a special place in hell for you.
In what universe did you think that's okay
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I'm hosting a giveaway!
The winner of this giveaway will get a free copy of ONE of my zines!
✨Rules in the picture below 👇
✨Zine details & store link in my PINNED TWEET
✨Entries on THIS tweet. Good luck 💙❤️
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Fast forward through a lot of pining, lance eventually figured out who keith is bc he sees one of HIS TATTOOS during a concert. He’s just standing in the crowd, mouth agape, staring at the stage, eyes locked on the design that HE designed spiraling around the singers bicep
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I think it’s incredibly important for people to take their fandom experience into their own hands. And learn that you CAN tailor your experience to suit your own happiness and mental fortitude
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I see so much salt and vld hate, but.... I’m just sitting here enjoying it still and loving klance. Salt is toxic to my mental energy. I’m too tired for that. I’m just... gonna love klance and Voltron
So instead of salt, think about all the universes where klance are soulmates
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I really have no words for how fucking cute Keith is. Whenever I see screenshots of him, my chest gets all tight and fluttery, and I'm at a loss for words. I love that boy
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Not that the masks stop lance from crushing hard. Not when the singers voice is husky and passionate and ripping through the lyrics. He OWNS the stage. So raw and passionate and wild. There’s a fire and ache in his soul that lance wants to know. He’s transfixed and awed and hard
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I love my desk set up 🥰🥰 all the klance makes me very happy and it feels really cozy to sit and play games with this view 💙❤️
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Kinda wanna fuck around and write a hogwarts klance au featuring trans Lance out of spite
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Meanwhile Keith- ordinary, quiet, soft and broody Keith- has the biggest crush on his tattoo artist, who Keith has been going back to for years, who also sings so softly and beautifully at the bars open mic night, and Keith has seen play with his niblings at the park
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I’ve seen a lot of klance twilight aus where Keith is the vampire but
What if it’s the opposite
What if Keith is a new kid awkward af teenager, Lance is the boy who doesn’t know how to act around his crush, and the Voltron gang is a mismatched vampire family who adopts Keith
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Thank you to all the klance fic writers still bringing so so so much love to the table. I see you out there. I see you putting your love into this fandom. The numbers may have gone down but my appreciation for you grows with every passing day 💙♥️ we are blessed 😭🙏
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The worst part about staying up Too Late reading fic is the FIC ADRENALINE that comes after. Like you FINALLY settle in to sleep but your body is restless and your mind is going a million miles a minute, stuck in the fic universe you just emerged yourself in
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Idk who needs to hear this right now
But it doesn’t need to be perfect. It just needs to exist
Create not for the sake of perfection, but for the sake of creation. It just needs to exist
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me two years ago: I'll highkey associate SUADWM with the song Shut Up and Dance, so no one can ever listen to it without getting emotional over klance
me now, when Shut Up and Dance comes on, whispering through happy tears: oh no I played myself
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I have no idea how to go about finding a klance community, but I desperately want to find more klancers to talk to. A hate-free positive place to talk about my otp 😭 that's all I want. I'm just bad at initiating contact or one x one conversation dakjfalkfjlaksjf
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My anxiety, depression, and fears overthinking as I’m trying to read fic
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Did I save these memes specifically to post on my birthday? Yes. Yes, I did.
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And that’s how the handsome, gallant, charming knight of Altea, quick to smile but fierce on the battlefield, dedicated to the princess and one of the most eligible bachelors across both kingdoms, ends up falling for a man with scruffy hair who tends to sleep in the kennels
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I'm unlocking the vault and releasing content! 💙❤️🎉
I'm going to start uploading my vault of
#klance
oneshots written for patreon over the past 3+ years. You'll recognize many from the zines I published
SFW:
NSFW:
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Today my heart hurts. Today, I’m mourning the loss of several creators from this fandom
But none more so than those who were bullied out of a space that brought them joy and escape by people who entertain their dull days with hate
It’s not okay. I’m not okay. They’re not okay
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I’ve actually worked myself into TEARS over how much I love klance and their dynamic and how good they are for each other and how they compliment each other so well and can encourage so much growth and stability from each other and Skgbejdnwjfbwv 😭💙❤️ I’m in a MOOD today jfc
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The further we get from the end of vld, the more people want complete fics and are distrusting of incomplete ones. But there's something really special about reading a multi-chap as it updates. Being obsessed. Thinking about it. Being excited for updates. The sweet /anticipation/
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I love my gf, but they have absolutely no sense of keeping fandom things to fandom people. They’re just proud of me and tell anyone they can “oh yeah, my gf is an amazing writer, go look at their stuff” and just SHARES MY AO3 with anyone and it’s ADORABLE but also don’t dO thAT
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The view from my desk is pretty spectacular, if I do say so myself (ignore me watching master chef)
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Klance - harry potter au - main focus gonna be them as adults aged past hogwarts (but ofc with some hogwarts insight)
A thread -- click to read more
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I have SO. MANY. Klance fics queued up and ready to read. They’ve been building up for MONTHS. One day I’ll actually manage to gather enough spoons to do consistent fic recs OTL
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I see your football player / band geek high school aus, and I raise you...
Football coach/PE instructor Keith and band director/music instructor Lance.
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Lance’s niece becomes friends with Keith’s little sister, and they take the girls on play dates, which eventually turns into sort-of-but-not-really-dates for them
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An anon on tumblr: I know you’re not that into Voltron anymore—
Me, damn near exclusively reblogging klance on all platforms, still writing klance, did a klance zine, a klance based patreon, reading klance fic every night, thinking about them daily: sounds fake but okay
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And when they're done making out, Lance is just softly whispers, "you're /grossly/ sweaty" - Keith, grinning, nuzzles his sweaty ass forehead against Lance's, holding him tight. Lance pushes at him, screeches "ewewew Keith my sKIN stOP" but he's laughing and Keith is laughing
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But Keith is actually really fucking handsome when he smiles, which is only around his dogs, and he’s actually very kind and considerate. His awkwardness is endearing, and when lance speaks to him like a normal fucking person, Keith is actually p chill to talk to—
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#klance
au where Lance is just a common sailor. Grew up in a fishing village. Works as a sailor now. One day his crew is hired to escort a prince to another kingdom. The prince kinda looks like him, and lance is hired to pretend to be the prince for the journey —
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He ends up falling in love with the scruffy, grumpy, bad-with-people-but-good-with-animals royal huntsman, Keith. At first he’s annoyed that he can’t stop thinking about him or looking at him or talking about him or tO him—
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Klance fake dating au
But Veronica is the one bringing her best friend slash secret gf on a family vacation. So they invite their close and gay friend Keith to fake date Veronica bc she’s not out yet
And Keith and lance end up trying to secretly and subtly flirt/hook up
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IM ALIVE
Remember two years ago when I wrote Tilting Skies and I mentioned a sequel in the end notes?
Early access on my p*treon soon 💙❤️
#klance
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That season was so fucking good. If you’re disappointed, take a step back and take a good look. This isn’t about your ships. This isn’t about the spotlight you wanted for your favorite character. This is about amazing storytelling, development, and mind blowing animation
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I want a klance au in a future where space travel is common and Earth is already connected to the universe. The Galra are just starting to spread their empire.
Keith and Lance go to the garrison together and Keith is fighter class and Lance gets stuck as a cargo pilot —
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K: “I know what you are”
L: “say it”
K: “a stalker”
L: “wha— Keith, no, what the fuck”
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2020 was not kind to me
I didn’t grow. My creativity flatlined. My output stagnated. I’ve been in the deepest creative focus rut in five years. I’ve been emotionally drained
But I survived. I’m still surviving. And you did, too. Here’s to a brighter year and a chance to grow 💙
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Stubbornly sitting in my lane, with my ship, doing what I love, and ignoring childish fandom drama like
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I forgot that I ordered this, and it was such a pleasant surprise. It’s so beautiful and well designed. I get so emotional looking at it and can’t stop staring/flipping it over 😭💙❤️
Thank you,
@aku_usagi
you’re a blessing
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Today I mourn. Today I am upset.
Tomorrow I will give back. Bc despite the bullies and the negativity that can be so loud, there are so many more good and wholesome and supportive people in this fandom. And I don’t want to see their kindness drowned by the hate. I give to them
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We just recently passed my 4th anniversary for posting
#klance
and I decided to look at some numbers!
I've written a total of 1,725,992 words for klance!
1,236,392 words of that is currently on Ao3, and there's currently 489,600 words of klance content on my Patreon!
KICK💙❤️
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Finally posting my dragonriders of pern
#klance
oneshot! 💙❤️ I wanted to post it on ao3 for my birthday (which was yesterday) ✨🎉
🔥28k+ words
🔥Rated E
🔥Dragonriders klance
🔥So much sexual tension and endless pining
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Concept: Lance insisting on french braiding Keith’s hair, and Keith purposefully letting it get messy bc Lance will insist on redoing it and Keith likes to sit there with his eyes closed leaning against Lance’s knees while his fingers comb through his hair
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Where Lance comes back in his sixth year after coming out over the summer, and the stairs to the girls' dorms no longer work bc the castle recognizes him as a man
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I haven’t watched the Witcher show yet, but I find this absolutely hilarious and predictable
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Filling out a form at the dentist
“Is there anything you would change about your smile?”
Me: don’t say vampire teeth don’t say vampire teeth don’t say fangs don’t say fangs don’t say
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Just realized two days ago was my vld anniversary lol. Two days ago marks five years since I posted my first klance fic
KICKing for 5 years 💙❤️🎉
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Me: I want to have more fandom friends to talk about klance with 🥺 I miss having a friend gc who love klance
My social anxiety in any server with more than like ten people:
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Still high on adrenaline, Keith just marches right up to Lance, wraps an arm around his waits, and HAULS HIM UP against him, kissing him deep and hard. And Lance just melts against him, knees giving out
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It’s competitive but flirty and light hearted, and they both look forward to the days where they both work
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Me, getting ready for bed and looking at art on my wall: oh my god lance & hunk as the legs were always sturdy, reliable, balanced out the team, and willing to follow their friends. Keith & Pidge as arms, always reaching for something with nothing but the others to ground them
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I"m like,,,, legit physically WEAK to Keith. I CANNOT see gifs or screencaps of him without my heart jumping and my body getting all heated and flustered. Like I love that boy so goddamn much I STILL get a physical reaction. He's so goddamn badass and pretty i caNT
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So I know I just wrote a klance dragon shifter story, but I’m also like
What if
I wrote /another/ klance dragon shifter story, but /different/
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What I say: I love history
What they hear: oh god, military history
What I mean: do you know why brits say biscuit and americans say cookie? Do you wanna hear how French was invented? Want to hear my ted talk on why Beowulf is hilarious? Americans don’t use U like brits do bec
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I’ve been writing klance for four years, and through public works on ao3 and oneshots on patreon, I’ve covered a LOT of aus
And this is PURE curiosity, but y’all know me, and my style, and my abilities by now
So if you could have my write any klance au, what would it be? 🤔
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TMWM is officially finished. I finished and turned in my current ghost writing project. Wild Magic is completely written. All before the new year, so I can full enjoy myself.
With the new year comes new projects. I'm still far from giving up klance. Here's to new beginnings💙❤️
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And basically it's this giant long childhood friends to lovers au that's just a beautiful emotional journey and I LOVE to day dream about it often, but I just do NOT have the patience to write something that long anymore a;dkjfa;fja; so it lives in my head
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I’m putting my first years worth of klance patreon oneshots into a printed collection that should be available for preorder soon!
11 oneshots
75k words
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Klance youtuber au where they do a “buy each other clothes” challenge. They have to buy clothes they think the other would wear, and then they have to try to dress each other in their own style
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ngl, I was listening to Bang Bang by Hollywood Undead when I had this idea. The masks and ENERGY. Keith OWNING the stage. Headbanging. Singing his heart out. Fucking throwing himself around the stage. He's only comfortable doing it when he's anonymous
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My friend Sven has been amazing enough to sponsor a giveaway!
The winner of this giveaway will get a free copy of my printed klance collection! Rules in the picture below 👇 Details about the collection & store link in the thread above 👆 Entries on this tweet. Good luck 💙❤️
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