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They don't like bright lights, you know, those things. Don't Be Afraid turns 12 today! #DontBeAfraid #moviequotes
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I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off! #OnceWereWarriors #moviequotes
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Elite gymnastics is like Navy SEALs, only harder. There are like, 2000 Navy SEALs, but there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. I guess that's because most kids would rather have a life than spend six hours a day training tricks... Stick It turns 17 today! #StickIt #moviequotes
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Maybe sooner than you think. The Enchanted Cottage turns 78 today! #TheEnchantedCottage #moviequotes
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I could find a penguin in a sand storm. #MaximumRisk #moviequotes
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My god, I am so bored. I could actually throw up from how bored I am. RV turns 17 today! #RV #moviequotes
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Do you know we just ate enough shit to kill a fucking army? #TheGrooveTube #moviequotes
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He's been a very bad boy, Nick. The Forsaken turns 22 today! #TheForsaken #moviequotes
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Porter: I understand that you were an intimate of Hemingway's. Eugenie's Father: Intimate? Is that some kind of homo thing? Town & Country turns 22 today! #TownCountry #moviequotes
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Have you ever heard of Bayou Beavers? #Hatchet #moviequotes
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Every time you pick up a grain of sand you hold a universe in the palm of your hand. #7FacesofDrLao #moviequotes
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They did good rowing, Dave and Michelle. When she was pregnant with Carl, he hit her - once. Her body - always assailed him with ambivalence - wanting to possess it, and yet repelled - her marbled belly, her engorged... Suburban Girl turns 16 today! #SuburbanGirl #moviequotes
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She was spectacular, wasn't she? Mulholland Falls turns 27 today! #MulhollandFalls #moviequotes
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She reckons it's better to be risk your money on something big and be real poor, than sit around being a bit poor. About a Boy turns 21 today! #AboutaBoy #moviequotes
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Floyd: Why does it always rain when things go wrong? Lyle: I don't know, Floyd. #TheFoxandtheHound2 #moviequotes
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A serious illness can change even a man's heart. Kagemusha turns 43 today! #Kagemusha #moviequotes
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I was in a place, where I was loved and I had a daughter... #TheEveningStar #moviequotes
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Officer Garvey: Where'd ya get the Negro, Butch? Jack Elroy Jr: Elevator. Crimewave turns 37 today! #Crimewave #moviequotes
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A truce is merely the seed for an even bigger battle, nothing is worse! Yojimbo turns 62 today! #Yojimbo #moviequotes
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A man who never speaks ill of women does not love them. For to understand them and to love them one must suffer at their hands. Then and only then can you find happiness at the lips of your beloved. #FellinisCasanova #moviequotes
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