Note: I’ve stopped using this account and this platform almost entirely. Find me on 🔵☁️ instead!. Maybe I’ll eventually make an AD account as well on there, but for now it’s just a normal acc. See you there! ^v^

RT @squeedgemonster: Me and the Bad Bitch I Pulled by Being Unhinged .🐊💖🐍 @ComfyCoils

He is the one people generally think of first and contact, and that’s fine. If only he is invited, that’s fine too. But, if you want to see me too, you need to tell me too. Otherwise I won’t even know there’s a thing in the first place. We are individuals. Not a hive mind.😅.

PSA to friends. If you want to invite me to your thing in addition to inviting my husbando Vertie, you need to either:. 1) Also contact me about it separately, or.2) Specifically and clearly tell Vertie to tell me I’m invited too. Otherwise I won’t know.

RT @UESP_net: Did You Know: The scribs care about you? If you wait around in the wilderness, one may stop by to see how you are doing. This….

I never played DnD but fucking around with rules in absurd ways is one of the most hilarious sources of comedy to me :D.

RT @hellothisisivan: Love this discreet 1950s way of finding local gay pubs

Mm yes delicious blue drink in Lidl next to the other drinks… wait a second…

RT @vg_ooc:

I am now getting several bot account follow requests per day on my other account. It used to be one every few days, then it became one a day, now it’s 3-5 a day. What is this??

I am once again being a good grandma. Boiled potatoes, läskisoosi and rye loaf! x3

Ambience: train crossing light flashing in the dark, illuminating road signs & an empty, silent train station

Shh… It sleeps… 😴

Ew what the feck, why would I want to allow that?? 🤨

Next in the evolution of AI generated scam ads: A very CHEEKY beer bottle 🍑…

Google Calendar randomly decided to erase EVERY event I had in my calendar for the rest of 2024, work or leisure. It doesn’t seem possible to recover them. Thank you, Google Calendar. This totally isn’t a huge hassle and inconvenience for me. 💀. I am not trusting that app again.

While husbando is still away, the one-legged scrunkly gull (precious new friend) keeps me company at night! <3

Apologies for trashy sensationalist newspaper link, but this upcoming nicotine pouch flavour legislation is so absurdly specific it’s making me laugh despite it’s awful corporate lobbying implications. Hernekeitto, viina, teline & johannes, anyone? :DD.

Update: the bug-resistant purple cultivar of kale I sowed months ago has become REALLY PURPLE. This looks so alien it could be a plant in Morrowind. It tastes like normal kale, but slightly sweeter and less bitter. Also, smol soft buge friends like it.

RT @messedupcars: