I mean, Bullseye gonna be Bullseye… 🦷.

Bullseye straight, Wade chaser. 🥃🍺 Hart of Dixie is streaming on #amazonprimevideo.

Uff. Rough night. #bornagain

We’re back. 🎯

Very excited to be making my directorial debut with tonight’s episode of #AllRise! Super special episode with tons of ❤️, 😂 & 😭. And strippers. 😳.

All good things must come to an end, my friends. Join us tonight for a final episode of @AllRiseCBS and let's all ugly-cry together. 😭😭😭.

New #AllRise, who dis?.

On the bad news front: turns out @netflix is yanking #HartOfDixie from the lineup in December. So best get your fix while you can! . Ps. Where you at @hbomax with season 5??? I know the @JoshSchwartz76 & @leilargerstein are down. .

30 minutes before @JoeBiden was declared POTUS, Rudy Giuliani was giving a press conference in a lawn and garden parking lot tucked between a dildo shop & a crematorium. Today was just. 👌🏼.

#VOTE

Friends! Please join me TONIGHT for the 6th Annual Freeze HD Virtual Fundraiser. Hosted by my main man @ScottPorter. Wonderful guests, performances & a virtual auction. Bid on a #HartOfDixie Zoom happy hour with me, Scott & Miss Rachel Bilson!.

HUGE Thank you to all you wonderful #AllRise fans out there. It’s been a strange & beautiful year. We appreciate you. ✊🏼✌🏽💪🏿.

RT @ScottPorter: Took a long overdue trip to Bluebell the other night. I know, I know, stop posting Zoom photos but. LONG LIVE THE HART!!….

The bad news: Amazon is almost out of freezers. The good news: ALMOST. The Freezer (2014), a low octane thriller starring Dylan McDermott—a film that, judging from the trailer, takes place entirely inside a meat locker—IS available. So yeah. I’ll be unavailable for 91 minutes.

There’s a suspicious give to the sheets themselves. A stretch. Like they’re made from the recycled waistbands of used Hanes. Is it TP? Probably not. Am I complaining? No. 2/2.

The good news: there was toilet paper. The bad news: It’s off-brand. A company I’ve never heard of. The interior cardboard is . BLUE?? One wouldn’t call it soft, per say. More like: barely rational. 1/2.

You’re quarantined. The Bachelor is done-zo. A brand new #AllRise is on tonight. Sometimes life makes decisions for you.

Folks trying to plan their summer vacations are looking at that Coronavirus map, trying to make the tough call between Greenland, Curaçao & Papua New Guinea.

Turns out hostage crises make folks wanna bone. 👌👈 #AllRise.

Lola is that chick who'll just drop a lil Thomas Payne into her hostage negotiations. 🤓 #AllRise.