Mark Williams Tweets explained
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I explain all of 3x Snooker world champion Mark Williams tweets as most of them don’t make sense. Views are my own not representative of Mark in any way.
Joined December 2018
If you ever want to know what @markwil147 means when he tweets @ me and I will do my best to explain (no promises though 🤣)
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It’s finally happened. The most highly anticipated moment in snooker Twitter history, @markwil147 has met his translator.
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Me when Mark Williams writes a tweet after a night out.
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Me when Mark Williams writes a tweet.
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Define aura.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Some player. Done Wales 🏴 proud yet again. Truly one of the greatest ever. Couldn’t be prouder of an amazing sportsman. Mark Williams you a hero and an inspiration @markwil147
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Who remembers the year when Mark Williams came from 17-8 down to win 18-17 against Zhao Xintong?.
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I’m believing.
Luca Brecel will be World Champion in 2023. Come back to this in May.
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@markwil147 @SHendry775 Translation “Couple of celebratory drinks and game of poker with my old friend Stephen Hendry. #HeIsOneLuckyGitRiverOnEverything”. This is my best attempt.
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Me when Mark Williams tweets on a night out.
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Don’t say I told you so. Congratulations Luca Brecel #WorldChampionshipSnooker #snooker #BBCsnooker.
Luca Brecel will be World Champion in 2023. Come back to this in May.
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Luca Brecel will be World Champion in 2023. Come back to this in May.
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Coincidence? I think not 😂. #TourChampionship.
It’s finally happened. The most highly anticipated moment in snooker Twitter history, @markwil147 has met his translator.
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4 years ago today I started this account. Lots of things have happened since then. Willo has won major trophies, We have all aged 4 years, I have won the World Cup of snooker Twitter, I have met Willo, I have free merch from Willo and most importantly, Willo still can’t type.
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@markwil147 Translation “Thanks for all the support the last 17 days, time for some Guinness’s now. #SeeYouAllNextSeason”.
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Mark J. Williams. That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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@markwil147 Translation “Oh well, that was tough, I have not got enough cue power to combat tough conditions like Zhao. His cue power is superb. Probably the best potter i have ever seen.”.
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@markwil147 Translation “That was tough, if I played another 8 frames there I’d be lucky to win one of them. #NotGotEnoughCuePower”.
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I’m not going to say meeting me has turned Mark Williams into a world beater but the stats speak for themselves 😂. #TourChampionship.
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I don’t think his tweets are going to get any easier to translate any time soon 😂.
"I'm guessing". @markwil147 details his battle with eyesight problems, which have worsened in the last 6 months . #ITVSnooker | @swanabi | @WeAreWST
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And we have no characters in snooker anymore 🤷♂️.
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I’ve been thinking of snooker players as football teams there’s a few obviously ones:.Ronnie O’Sullivan- Real Madrid (serial winner) .Jack Lisowski- Spurs (allergic to trophies).Luca Brecel- Leicester (won the big one out of nowhere and dropped off again). Have you got any more?.
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@markwil147 Translation “Nearly done it, what a break in the last frame. Not many can do that. Possible future world champion. #BallsOfSteel”.
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Hi @markwil147 I’m in Llandudno next Monday and will watch your match against Astley. I’d love to meet you either before or after.
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@markwil147 Translation “Time to go to bed Willo, you had… #BedTime” i don’t have a clue on the second line 😂.
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@markwil147 Translation “Sorry about that performance, very hard conditions for me I’m afraid. If we carried on there it would be 17-1 easily.” Keep your head up Willo tomorrow is a new day.
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Yes Willo. Mark Williams wins 10-5. The power that meeting his translator gives him. #TourChampionship.
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@markwil147 Translation “I’ve Never been so happy with a 6-2 drubbing in my life, 8-8 result. #totallyf****d #knackered #2longsessionsbecomingharderandharderforme #gameontomorrow” I don’t think Willo has been to the toilet yet 😂.
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I feel sorry for anyone who isn’t watching the snooker right now.
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@markwil147 Translation “Watching Jackson, in the bath, what a F*****g break that was to win. #TeamPage”. The comma placement is important because Jackson was not in the bath, Mark was 😂.
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@markwil147 Translation “As of today I am no longer an ambassador or anything to do with the Sightright brand. I have enjoyed my time using the methods but now have decided to cut ties and do my own thing. Thanks to Steve for the help over the years.”.
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Today also marks 2 years since I started this account. I never expected to get 300 followers never mind nearly 3000. I’ve had some tough translations but I’ve enjoyed every minute.
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Thank you everyone for your support this season. It has been brilliant and all your kind words make all the headaches of trying to decipher Willo’s tweets worth it 😂. Without you lot I definitely wouldn’t be in as good of a place as I am right now so thanks everyone.
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@markwil147 Translation “Just getting ready for the world seniors quarter finals in the morning. #HeUsedToBeTallerThanMe”.
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@markwil147 @SHendry775 @dennistaylor147 Translation “My boy played Stephen Hendry this afternoon and Dennis Taylor tonight in exhibition. Nice colour clearance at the end. #HeLovedIt”.
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@markwil147 Translation “That was a long drive home, just got in. What a day, what a game. Privilege to share the final with the greatest player ever. #IWasPlayingPoolLastWeek”.
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I’ve just had a woman message me thinking I’m Willo (which isn’t unusual) and she asked me if he was single 😂 Joanne better watch out.
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@markwil147 Translation “Last session to an amazing tournament, amazing crowd. Let’s blast out and sing out loud to Delilah one last time. I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.” Let’s start a thread. I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind….
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Judd Trump is in massive trouble here.
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Do I get one for free 😂?.
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@markwil147 Translation “I’m one of the best players in the world even though I’m nearly 50”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Still baffles me how pro’s can’t enter the World Senior’s snooker if you are in the top 64. Why do they get a chance to get in the champion of champions instead of people in the top 64? #Unbelievabledecision”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Ronnie’s not played in months and still won as many games as me. #TimeToFindANewJobIThink”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Tears in the Willo household today, nice 13 hour drive today dropping my boy off in Catterick to join the army. #StrangeNotHavingHimGetMeMcdonaldsAtMidnightNow”.
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@markwil147 @leewalker147 Translation “38000 feet in the air and Lee Walker only mentioned the seniors 39000 times #ffsgiveitarestiknowyouwontheseniors”.
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Congratulations Zhao Xintong. That was some performance for the whole tournament. Commiserations to Mark Williams, made a good fist at the end but it’s Zhaos year. #worldsnookerchampionship.
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@markwil147 # translation “#IfYouCantHandleTheDrinksPissOffHome” I think I may have smashed that 😂.
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Such a cruel sport. This is what we life for. Sometimes it just doesn’t go your way. Congratulations Judd Trump but Mark Williams you will forever be a great. Such a great final.
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@markwil147 Translation “Totally outplayed in every department, hands up. Forget Trump, Robertson, Wilson, Murphy, Selby is a different class to them all when he plays well”.
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@markwil147 Translation “That’s a mistake from Mark Allen not playing the respot when he won the toss. Wtf am I listening to, a mistake letting your opponent in. #AnyoneElseAgreeWithMurphy”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Is it a dream or did last night really happen? #DreamingOrDrinking.
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@markwil147 Translation “Back in New York, week on a cruise with no internet is not as easy I thought. #BeenPullingMyHairOutForAWeek”.
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I don’t know why people are shocked that Tom Ford has beaten Judd Trump we all knew it would happen because he’s going to win the whole thing after beating Higgins 😂 #worldgrandprix.
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@markwil147 Translation “Here we go 14 and a half hours to go. #TakesHoursLongerNowCantGoOverRussia”.
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If Mark Williams potted that yellow it would have been shot of the decade.
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@markwil147 Translation “What a reception from the crowd today, unbelievable. Thank you all. Not great today but a win is a win. Home now, back in a few days to try again. #SeeYouInTheWeek”.
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Your heart just goes out to Jack Lisowski doesn’t it? He played so well and had a chance in the decider but John Higgins is one of the all time greats and I don’t think the class of 92 feel pressure they are not human. #bbcsnooker #SnookerWorldChampionship.
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@markwil147 @leewalker147 Translation “It kills me to say this and I may delete it before he sees it but without 5 head aka Lee Walker I may not be playing as well as I am. Without doubt the best coach I’ve worked with by a country mile. #DeleteBeforeHeSeesThis #FiveHead”.
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@markwil147 Translation “What an atmosphere it is when you play at the same time as O’Sullivan, always packed. You can feel the excitement in the crowd as soon as you walk gin. No other player can do it. #PrivilegeToPlayAtTheSameTime”.
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@markwil147 Translation “This John Darwin series on ITV is unbelievable. #thethiefhiswifeandthecanoe”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Wynn Palace hotel is some hotel. #OneOfTheNicestIveStayedInForSure”.
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@julie_dunne @markwil147 He said he doesn’t know how I work some of them out and i said i don’t know either.
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Every time I see this I laugh 😂.
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Thank you to everyone who voted for me it really means a lot. I will continue to translate Willo and give myself a headache while doing it 😂. Thank you to @WhereCue for running another incredible tournament and commiserations to @RobJF24 worthy finalist your time will come.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!! @Willoexplained . #TheWorldCupOfSnookerTwitter.
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That was the best quality snooker I’ve ever seen live. Some player is Mark Selby.
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@markwil147 @nr147 Mark is saying “I know there’s a debate about the break off, can you believe it. I’m sorry I don’t break off normally and lose the frame”.
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Leave Willo alone please or I’m out of a job 😂.
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Tonight goes down in history with the semis of 2020.
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@markwil147 Translation “Seen this fella outside the venue while waiting for the bus to go back to the hotel, thought sod it and said excuse me can you give us a lift to the hotel please? #IfYouDontAskYouDontGet”.
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🤔.
Luca Brecel will be World Champion in 2023. Come back to this in May.
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Here is a list of positives for UK snooker fans with Eurosport merging with TNT. ⬇️.
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@markwil147 @pistol147 Translation “Not a bad performance from Mark Allen there. Probably won’t make a 50 tomorrow. Well played and good luck. #CantDoToMuchAboutThatToBeFair”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Woke up by an earthquake 5.7 on the Richter scale. First time I’ve been thrown about in the bedroom for a while. #FirstTimeEarthquakeDidntKnowWhatWasHapppening”.
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@markwil147 Translation “what a great break in the last frame, how the f**k he hasn’t won a competition I don’t know. Baffling. #oneofthebestyoungstersintheworld”.
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@markwil147 @Tesla Translation “Car broke down in Sheffield during the worlds. “Come get it Mrs Williams it’s all done” after 2 weeks. Drive up for it and this is how they left it. Tesla nice work, nice and tidy”.
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@markwil147 Translation “Caravan, beer, game of pool, what more do you want? Should have bought my own chalk maybe? #£1AGameYouCanAffordNewBlocksOfChalk.
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Hello everyone. I enjoyed my week in Llandudno watching some great matches over the 3 days I was there including Willo v Astley, both finalists in the quarters and the final. Unfortunately I never got the chance to meet Mark after his game I must’ve just missed him.
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@markwil147 Translation “Just that I had a game of cards for a couple of hours in the Betfred lounge, is that ok or are we not allowed because we are playing each other on Thursday? #gottoaskthesedayscantdowhatyouwant”.
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Congratulations Kyren Wilson. Brilliant final and completely deserved winner. One of the nicest players on tour brilliant for him and his family. #WorldSnookerChampionship #SnookerWorldChampionship.
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Translation “Top Drawer”.
Five minutes and 46 seconds of absolute snooker genius. Mark. J. Williams. 🔥. #TourChampionship | @JohnstonesTrade
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Thank you everyone for 2000 followers. I never imagined getting this much traction but it just shows how much we needed a Willo translator 😂.
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Thank you everyone for 4,000 followers. I never thought when I started translating Willo that I would get anywhere near this amount. I’m so grateful for the opportunities that having this account has given me. Thanks everyone. #NarkWulloamsWollAkeaysNerdTranslatinf.
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@markwil147 Translation “Well played Ding you lucky t**t. What a great reception walking in, venue great, crowd great, playing good, great competition. See you next year fingers crossed. #LuckIsF****d”.
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