Will Ferrell
@Will_FerreII
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The funniest account on Twitter. (I am NOT Will Ferrell! This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with the actor Will Ferrell)
Joined July 2011
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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Sometimes I watch basketball holding a Xbox controller just to screw with my grandpa's head.
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I hate it when my girlfriend asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing.
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Mission impossible = not eating a fry on the way home from the drive thru.
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Dubstep = A rap battle between the autobots and decepticons.
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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats.
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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the cat.
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I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now.
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I love when a question on a test gives the answer to another question.
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*Buying condoms* Cashier: Do you need a bag? Me: No thanks, she's not that ugly.
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Hey Hoe, STD's are NOT Pokemon! You're NOT suppose to catch them all.
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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
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Theres a button on my microwave that says "stop time". I assume it means the timer but I don't touch it, just in case.
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