Some girls need to control their WHOREmones.

That awkward moment when you flip a driver off and the light turns red so you have to sit next to him for the next minute.

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.

I dont care how old you are... when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.

I feel like a ninja when I drop something and catch it.