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MC / Producer / Graphic Designer / #LFC

Leicester
Joined November 2010
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@Wickedlander
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1 year
Kurly - Run That Back (Official Video) out now 🏃‍♂️🔙
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4 years
EXACTLY what the NHS workers want 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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1 year
An important milestone for the demise of the Leicester night time economy
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1 year
A moment of silence, please, for my favourite chicken shop
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@Wickedlander
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3 years
I can’t believe the musical history we’ve got in this country. Take this one in too much styles. Foundation
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@Wickedlander
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2 years
Thank god another cocktail bar with pink neon lights and fake foliage has opened up in Leicester. Absolutely what we’ve been screaming for here
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8 years
You'll never ever ever have to say 'about a 100 miles north of London' or 'near Birmingham' to anyone, anywhere in the world ever again
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8 years
⚠️⚠️⚠️ < MY BRAND NEW 9 TRACK EP IS OUT NOW! LISTEN ON SOUNDCLOUD
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@Wickedlander
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5 years
‘homie I don’t need to dance all I do is this, it’s the same two step with a little twist’
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BLEND WALLACE 👨‍🍳
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This really all 50Cent did 😂😂
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
The Trafford Centre in Manchester has introduced fast lanes to combat slow walkers. This is a progressive, forward thinking world I want to live in
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@Wickedlander
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6 years
Today is 10 years to the day since I started writing Wickedland. With that in mind I’ve decided to official bring my blog to an end. I wrote a final post explaining my reasons for this decision. Thank you all for your fanship over the years, I promise it means the most to me. 👐
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1 year
I’m selling art shit in a coffee shop in Loughborough. I’m not a coffee guy I rarely come in coffee shops but omg what a place to meet my future babes. Leng one centrallll. Might start getting lattes and that. Flat white
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
Today I had a coke in a bottle made out of ice. Live your movie bro
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
Mahalia yesterday got nominated for 3 MOBOs and that wasn’t even the most notable thing that happened to her yesterday. A true star from our city what a talent
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
The beautiful 'Women When Nobody Watches' series by illustrator Sally Nixon
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
Cooking soul today, we got a hot one here 🏀🏀🏀 #HipHop #FLstudio
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7 years
Ghetts delivery is a national treasure
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7 years
Imagine if every single NFL star was as 'problematic' as Colin Kaepernick
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@Wickedlander
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5 years
I must’ve passed D Double the mic and he goes what’s your name? I said I’m Kurly. He takes the mic ‘haang tiiight my ggg Kuuurly yeeeah’ 💀💀💀💀
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@Wickedlander
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10 years
YOOOOOO BIRDMAN ON MORE 4 ON SOME DOCUMENTARY ABOUT RICHARD III YEEEES #LEICESTER http://t.co/0BJvzaoGxx
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6 years
Those fat make up selfie birds thriveeeee on stopping their mates chatting to lads hahaha
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@Wickedlander
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5 years
One of the worst traits any human can have is the inability to use indoor voice while indoors
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‘I’m 19, I love a night out – but you can also love politics’ Emily is a young Conservative and aspiring politician. She went viral when she appeared on @bbcquestiontime and wants to challenge stereotypes of how a politician ‘should’ act and look.
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5 years
Have you ever been in the toilets and someone comes out of a cubicle wiping their nose and looking up it gagging for you to notice they’ve just had a #cool #line of #cocaine 😎😎😎😎😎😎 special type of fully grown nerd
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
The law of going online and just booking a flight, surely?
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4 years
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7 years
Not body shaming. I don't see a body. Simply a sign telling you to look after yourself and try not to die of cancer
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7 years
HEY @SadiqKhan how's that promise on no body shaming adverts on the tube of yours going? Because: We Need To Talk. Pic taken @perty_maroo
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@Wickedlander
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3 years
Rob Beckett just came up on the TV and everyone in the pub cheered 😭😭😭💀💀
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@Wickedlander
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5 years
Said it before and I’ll say it again; Nick Kyrgios is bigger than tennis
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4 years
This the shit I like
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
The four stages of my illustration creative process for a recent commission. From conception to the final piece #Design #GraphicDesign
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4 years
Quick one Ros - What percentage of the population are talking meerkats? I’ve not got the figures to hand
@ros_tiernan1
Ros Tiernan - LUFC ,💛💙
4 years
@sainsburys 85% of the population is white. You would never guess by watching adverts. I have nothing against any other colour/race. God bless them but let's have a level playing field.
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
The way these racist tramps eat is incredible to me. Look at this shite
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3 years
Broke down on the way to Anfield and got towed to Donnington services. Bloke spots my shirt, says jump in with us on the way to the game 🤩 what a bloke
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@Wickedlander
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6 years
Drill is the deeeeeadest wave. All those DMU dons who live in slides and puma tracksuits put masks on to talk SHIT 🤣
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@Wickedlander
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7 years
This is Rihanna's crep. We need to stop popstars designing footwear immediately, it's a sick joke that's gone on too long
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7 years
Bruuuuuv I just got sent this oh my god
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
I genuinely don’t know what to say when people moan about wearing masks. Like we don’t all know how they feel on. People close to me telling me they cannot breathe. Never hear surgeons saying they can’t breathe for wearing a mask. I wonder if it’s somehow linked to intellect
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@Wickedlander
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8 years
*Accidentally ends up seeing Skepta's set at Glastonbury once*
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@Wickedlander
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3 years
Hermes delivery confirmation of my parcel that never come today 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Wickedlander
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8 years
This literally looks like something out of Black Mirror
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8 years
I had a McDonalds in Poland once where there were little bits of bacon on top of the bun
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
Ricky Gervais was stood in front of Jay Z for this gif the whole time?
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4 years
Name a artist you started fuckin with after only hearing 1 song ⤵️
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5 years
I beg someone tell me what the driver does wrong here
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4 years
This is the greatest male/female duet in the history of recorded music
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4 years
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1 year
This is a classic case of don’t hate the player hate the game. He’s getting roasted, he is not the issue. It’s the little melts parents buying them for £100 a pop
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He’s selling Prime at £100 a bottle🤣
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5 years
@DanielH_LUFC @lcfckylee @KamakazeLC You were born a pussy and you will die that way lol walk with your head up
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4 years
I hope I’m alive long enough to see whatever it is that punishes all of mankind. We need wiping out
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We Have Lost The Plot
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3 years
Fattoush Lebanese Kitchen best new spot I’ve tried in Leicester in years. I’m extremely mind blown and satisfied right now
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9 years
Girls beds are a vybz man, the way they've always got fairy lights and nice sheets and baaaare pillows and that big up girls everywhere
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11 years
@Know : Most of the prettiest girls have an 'A' in their name.” This is the sort of shit I cannot stand on twitter. A human wrote this
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@Wickedlander
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8 years
This has genuinely been a life goal for as long as I can remember. The law of attraction
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2 years
Got the grannies clocking handstyles now
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6 years
My friend text me today and asked me why I was linking bud at 5am. I wanna make it clear I’m talking about the draw in the boxing. Life not too too shambolic yet
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6 years
Woke up at 5am for a draw what a prick I am
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6 years
This happened during the last week in my block
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3 years
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4 years
Coming like the toilets at Sophy
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7 years
I’d love to see Roy Keane slide tackle through these twats knocking them down like bowling pins
@JesseLingard
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7 years
At The Emirates I Milly Rock 🕺🏼 #SQUADGOALS
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8 years
Young racists taking advice from their old racist parents and carrying on their fascist legacy is so sad to see
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2 years
That’s a mad stance for a ticket machine isn’t it
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2 years
Nowhere to go in Leicester, nightlife more on its arse than ever - unless you wanna do a crawl of cocktail bars with fake flower walls and pink neon signs. All of a sudden it’s a two dayer
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4 years
2012 I loaded up my old iPod for my dad with all his old fave albums. Imagine at the time he told me to listen to this Isaac Hayes album and I told him it did nothing for me haha. Wish I could tell him I put it on today and I get it now!!!!
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8 years
Rihanna's dancehall medley performance from the VMAs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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7 years
Imagine I've just got in my taxi and after like 2/3 mins of silence he goes 'Kurly Hypa in my fucking taxi' haha
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4 years
Must be so maddening being John Boyega, speaking from the heart and potentially hindering your career in doing so, and seeing your peers with the same reach and platform willingly stay quiet and turn the other cheek
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8 years
I've been replying with complete nonsense to this guys tweets and he is firming it, making up his own conversation 😂
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3 years
Please please please everyone around me do not get excited by any date thrown out by that scruff. Learn from the previous times you didn’t exercise critical thinking skills. That ‘something to hold on to’ you think you need will be a lot worse when it doesn’t come true
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4 years
Where
@TalOfer
Tal Ofer טל עופר تل عوفر 🎗️
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Young Conservatives #GE2019
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4 years
Rancid slugs everywhere using BLM protests as a sick photo opportunity for insta 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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4 years
I will never get bored of seeing people ramp and get knocked out it’s sooo satisfying 😭😭 clenching his fist and swearing
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5 years
This is why you should beat your children
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4 years
Imagine living in a nation with this kind of collective intelligence. Is there any wonder they look at us westerners as such mooks when they’re moving like this
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7 years
It's fucking criminal how much trains cost in this country isn't it
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4 years
I can’t imagine having an idea of allll the money that gets chucked at stuff, 80m repairing Big Ben, 10bn on an outsourced track and trace system and you can stand there and say this footballer should be paying for these free school dinners instead of finding <20m to feed kids
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6 years
Everyone knows
@ymzso
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Very few people know 👌🏾
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A lot of different things have happened because of Covid-19 but yesterday I saw Brendan Rodgers spud Prince William
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🙋🏼‍♂️ extremely ok with letting racists be left for dead
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4 years
Is this what I’m going to look like when I’m an old bloke
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3 years
That aide is BUSTED. How on earth are you shagging Matt Hancock?? Did he charm you with his charisma and coolness?? I hope she’s getting fucking roasted in her group chat 💀💀
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3 years
I love working from home so much. Pump tunes out, windows open, make a little salad, grill a little chicken bress, I am happy
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7 years
Parklife is frustrating isn't it. Wicked line ups but attracts the woooorst kind of people
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8 years
When people say 'money doesn't make you happy' hahaha it's like nah it doesn't make YOU happy
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10 years
Alright then, this has just come to my attention. This photo is from a club night in Leicester. Fucking white people http://t.co/X13iCMBn6o
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8 years
At least DJ Khaled had the decency to put Meghan Trainor and Wiz Khalifa on the same track so it's easier to skip
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8 years
Who's worse - peadophiles or those people who have their phone set so the flashing light goes off when they receive a message?
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4 years
It’s like brexit or the general election innit. Two kinds of people; normal people and then people who for some reason are bulk buying toilet roll
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6 years
Mad when it zooms in on a bit of the crowd at Old Trafford and you just think literally every single one of you is a knobhead
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@Wickedlander
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5 years
Today’s Horoscopes if you needed them guys
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@Wickedlander
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4 years
Who wore it better?
@FrankKhalidUK
Frank Khalid OBE
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Is there anything Frank Lampard can’t do?
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I'm putting out my first ever 100% instrumental EP this Sunday, 28th May 🔊🔊🔊 keep an eye for the link!
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10 years
People are calling people dying from Nek Nominations 'tragedies'. I'm calling it natural selection
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9 years
It's fucked how you'll start using a slang term ironically then when the novelty wears off you're just stuck with it in your vocabulary
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5 years
Every single day is too hard and too stressful. I wonder if this is just it from now on until I die
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3 years
DMU lads will be telling you to eat at Tinseltown 😭😭😭
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4 years
This rap shit is Ben Drew Shit I mean it’s Plan B Had to get my head set Now I get it hands free Potter still tan a white girl like Zante Dads Algerian, grew up in a shanti
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8 years
Sometimes when I'm too happy I'll imagine what it's going to be like when David Attenborough dies
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3 years
It’s hard not to truly hate the people who brought this man to power. You know who you are in your own minds even if you don’t want to admit it out loud
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4 years
Let me just smoke this weed for the NHS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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