Today is 10 years to the day since I started writing Wickedland. With that in mind I’ve decided to official bring my blog to an end. I wrote a final post explaining my reasons for this decision. Thank you all for your fanship over the years, I promise it means the most to me. 👐
I’m selling art shit in a coffee shop in Loughborough. I’m not a coffee guy I rarely come in coffee shops but omg what a place to meet my future babes. Leng one centrallll. Might start getting lattes and that. Flat white
Mahalia yesterday got nominated for 3 MOBOs and that wasn’t even the most notable thing that happened to her yesterday. A true star from our city what a talent
‘I’m 19, I love a night out – but you can also love politics’
Emily is a young Conservative and aspiring politician. She went viral when she appeared on
@bbcquestiontime
and wants to challenge stereotypes of how a politician ‘should’ act and look.
Have you ever been in the toilets and someone comes out of a cubicle wiping their nose and looking up it gagging for you to notice they’ve just had a
#cool
#line
of
#cocaine
😎😎😎😎😎😎 special type of fully grown nerd
@sainsburys
85% of the population is white. You would never guess by watching adverts. I have nothing against any other colour/race. God bless them but let's have a level playing field.
Broke down on the way to Anfield and got towed to Donnington services. Bloke spots my shirt, says jump in with us on the way to the game 🤩 what a bloke
I genuinely don’t know what to say when people moan about wearing masks. Like we don’t all know how they feel on. People close to me telling me they cannot breathe. Never hear surgeons saying they can’t breathe for wearing a mask. I wonder if it’s somehow linked to intellect
This is a classic case of don’t hate the player hate the game. He’s getting roasted, he is not the issue. It’s the little melts parents buying them for £100 a pop
My friend text me today and asked me why I was linking bud at 5am. I wanna make it clear I’m talking about the draw in the boxing. Life not too too shambolic yet
Nowhere to go in Leicester, nightlife more on its arse than ever - unless you wanna do a crawl of cocktail bars with fake flower walls and pink neon signs. All of a sudden it’s a two dayer
2012 I loaded up my old iPod for my dad with all his old fave albums. Imagine at the time he told me to listen to this Isaac Hayes album and I told him it did nothing for me haha. Wish I could tell him I put it on today and I get it now!!!!
Must be so maddening being John Boyega, speaking from the heart and potentially hindering your career in doing so, and seeing your peers with the same reach and platform willingly stay quiet and turn the other cheek
Please please please everyone around me do not get excited by any date thrown out by that scruff. Learn from the previous times you didn’t exercise critical thinking skills. That ‘something to hold on to’ you think you need will be a lot worse when it doesn’t come true
Imagine living in a nation with this kind of collective intelligence. Is there any wonder they look at us westerners as such mooks when they’re moving like this
I can’t imagine having an idea of allll the money that gets chucked at stuff, 80m repairing Big Ben, 10bn on an outsourced track and trace system and you can stand there and say this footballer should be paying for these free school dinners instead of finding <20m to feed kids
That aide is BUSTED. How on earth are you shagging Matt Hancock?? Did he charm you with his charisma and coolness?? I hope she’s getting fucking roasted in her group chat 💀💀
This rap shit is Ben Drew
Shit I mean it’s Plan B
Had to get my head set
Now I get it hands free
Potter still tan a white girl like Zante
Dads Algerian, grew up in a shanti
It’s hard not to truly hate the people who brought this man to power. You know who you are in your own minds even if you don’t want to admit it out loud