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@WickedWalnut
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If it were possible to get negative likes, I’d be very popular around here.
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It's my birthday, and I have nobody to celebrate it with, and I have work until 9 tonight!!!
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What I really want to know is: Do YOU have a library card? 😉
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I commend
@realDonaldTrump
for not being able to spell JON, when it's literally right in front of him.
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How do those people who block everybody who disagrees with them function in the real world?
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Serious discussion, time! Is it possible to be a "good person" and support Donald Trump?
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Walk slow and never assume the automatic door will open.
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What’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word broccoli?
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Barefoot,
Socks,
Slippers,
or
Shoes
Inside your home. Which sort are you?
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Serious question: if DJT paid your car payment for 1 year would you vote for him if he runs in 2024?
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What’s the first movie you remember seeing that made you cry?
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What I really wanna know is do YOU have a library card?
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I don’t get Twitter at all.
Some people tweet interesting things, and retweet interesting things, and get basically no engagement.
Other people tweet uninteresting things, non-stop, retweet nobody, and get constant engagement.
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Far too many people overlook the fact that the greatest compliment a person can give you is their time.
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Good people of South Carolina. What the fucking fuck is wrong with y'all sending the deranged dipshit to DC?????
#LindseyGraham
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Ever look back on someone you had crush on and been like WTF????
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Twitter’s a lot more worthwhile if you tweet silly things, and goof around with fun people, than it is if you operate under the impression that your tweets are profoundly important. And going to save the world.😉
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Is anybody who'd use a term like "libtard" or "feminazi" worth having a discussion with?
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Do you think that you’re so interesting that people would watch a reality TV show focusing on you?
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I need 300 of you easily amused assholes to like this tweet by May 9th! I know it won't happen! But considering the low standards so many of you seem to have, I do not know why. Every day, y'all like tweets that are no less interesting than this stupid one!
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Ever feel no matter what you do or where are you go you’re just never going to fit in?
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@IvankaTrump
@SushmaSwaraj
She doesn't respect you. And the honor wasn't mutual, you clueless & complicit "Princess Royal"!
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I'm sick of living in my head, can I move into yours for a while?
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Your new nickname is your favorite color and your favorite smell.
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It’s crazy the number of people whose only purpose on twitter seems to be to take issue with everyone and everything they see on twitter.
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Madison Cawthorn is a shitty person, and if you make jokes about him being in a wheelchair, you’re a shitty person, too.
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If you give someone something, and expect something in return. You gave it for the wrong reason.
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@LindseyGrahamSC
I think this is what you meant to say:
"The reason rural hospitals in South Carolina have closed is because I,
@LindseyGrahamSC
, and my colleague
@SenatorTimScott
, have been a disaster for our state."
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How many of your childhood friends are you still friends with?
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It’s Friday night and I’m bored. If this tweet gets at least 3000 likes by midnight, Eastern Time, I’ll shave off an eyebrow!
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Be honest now: if people made your DMs public, how bad would you look?
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I like brown rice a lot more than white rice, and I like black rice and red rice even less. Am I ricest?
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Spent 5 minutes wandering around, wondering if something was was crawling up my leg. Or if my mind was fucking with me. Reached a secluded enough place, pulled down my pants… a cicada was on my thigh.
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If not for twitter, some of you would definitely be yelling at your walls.
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Is it possible to tweet about any topic that people won’t bring politics into???
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WTF was the first person who mashed a potato thinking??!
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