BLEACH
@WhyBLEACH
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That period in lockdown when there was no food in the supermarkets & people were fighting for tissue doesn’t even seem real.
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I tend to be quiet during first appearances because I’m being observant, not shy
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Spreading your eyes this wide at 8:41am .is crazy.
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Just saw a tweet saying ‘u spend ur whole life gathering guests for ur funeral’ & it’s ruined my morning.
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No Christmas in Eastenders will ever beat this Christmas.
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People think edibles are a joke, you ever sat next to your body before?.
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Come to my girl as a woman, I will come to your house as a criminal - William Shakespeare.
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Being able to switch up your vocabulary depending on who you’re speaking to is a life skill a lot of people lack.
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Main character syndrome is kinda funny cause who else am I supposed to be?.
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My boy got annoyed that the royal dress came out of tax payers money, I had to remind him that he is a criminal.
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Loool the reasons why you guys hate men becomes clearer by the day.
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Lockdown really changed my mentality, i’m walking into stores and everything just looks unnecessary.
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You see the summer I’m due to have, I might roll with a camera man.
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My only piece of advice is remain consistent, even when you aren’t seeing results. They will come.
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I felt like clapping for the NHS wasn’t enough so I donated some cakes 🤷🏾♂️ #SupportTheNHS
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I’ve experienced many winters in this country & I’m telling you this one is different.
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Shaughna called mike INNA, do you know how inna you have to be to be called inna by a white lady #LoveIsland.
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My mum told me that there’s a wire in face masks that connects to 5G. WhatsApp is killing my people.
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After lockdown the turn up is going to be disgusting, sorry for myself.
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Oh yeaa. I was interviewed by Complex 🌚.
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Cooking is universal there’s no need to feel a way, it’s cooking.
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One thing I’ve learnt is how important pictures are, especially when people pass away. it’s literally all you have left.
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I remember when I decided to sell cakes I had a weekly goal of how much I wanted to sell but they just weren’t selling. I was so disheartened. Now I can do my weekly goal in a few hours. When it’s your time, it’s your time. Keep grafting.
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This random guy just sent me £50 on top of his cake order & I told him he sent me too much money by accident; he said he has me on snap & just wants to support in any way. I can’t believe it.
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It’s so essential having friends that have the same mindset as you.
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Speak to someone who’s not on Twitter about the things that occur on here & they’ll look at you like you are just as mad.
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You lot are putting on morning voices at 7pm Greenwich Mean Time loooooooool.
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Tattoo’ing your partners name is a different kind of madness that I will never know.
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When the restaurants reopen I’ll be celebrating my birthday once a month.
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Ordering a uber isn’t as smooth as it used to be, they take forever now.
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Loool the old man in the background has dementia & he’s deaf. He was actually being racist & telling us to go in the army if we wanna train.
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I feel sorry for every single person that wants me to fail, you will never be satisfied.
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I’ve been treating myself a lot more recently cause if I don’t who will lol.
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“I think I got you on insta” Sheriff do you think you’re in Leicester or something? #LoveIsland.
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I’m only watching this to see Michael & Joanna; but here we have Anton’s mum behaving like she’s at the Queen Vic #LoveIslandAftersun.
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I've watched this video over 100 times today, it just gets funnier 😭 http://t.co/IhehYnD4mV.
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WHO PUT PARSLEY ON PLANTAIN?.
If you like your plantain like this, you should be taking a nap in jail right now.🥴🤢🤮
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Money Heist is probably the best series I’ve ever watched & I need the professor’s brain.
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I’ll never understand why so much has happened this year but I hope things get better.
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Nothing hurts more than recording a voicenote & it just disappears. now I gotta fake the energy.
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I’m not racing with anybody, you get rich first that’s cool. see you soon.
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Being accessible, lowering your standards. This is how you ruin your life.
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These kids are always on half term, I don’t remember it being like this.
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I just wanna book a flight & get on the plane without any complications, how it used to be.
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Lockdown really killed all of these apps for me, everything’s fucking draining.
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The only reason why I don’t address certain things is cause I enjoy peace.
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If it was up to the SNKRS app we’d all be walking around bare foot.
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My problems aren't entertainment
Why do you guys suffer in silence?.
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2 uni’s, 4 years. What a journey it’s been but I got there in the end & it feels good to be the only one from the ends 2:1 🎓
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I don’t really do the opening up thing, as someone that overthinks I’ve already thought about your response on your behalf.
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That’s why it’s Canda Goose.
Your girl really got a canda goose jacket for less than £70.
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This little girl knocked on my door for me to try her food as she’d like my feedback & advice cause she launches in 2 weeks. The younger generation are so ambitious, 14 & trying! We love to see it 🖤
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Rihanna lives in NW? Anybody wanna be a Jehova’s witness for a day with me?.
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If you were wondering when to start training for your summer body it’s like. Now.
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Being able to make money during a financial crisis is a blessing in itself.
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Multiple streams of income’s basically the only way to stay alive in London.
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I will never stop having fun, life’s definitely meant to be lived.
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