Whitney
@WhitneyPort
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I invented jeggings...whatevs. Got any coke? Parody Account. Proud supporter of @STStudents.
Joined December 2008
RT @brikwasnik: So excited for the next #FashionTalk June 16 with @CFashionista and @whitneyport !! Mark your calendars to chat with us !
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Got a deal for personal training sessions (or 2 months gym membership). Few hours left to get deal if interested: https://t.co/r7qL0zZ5EP
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We're ditching our business cards and personal credit cards for COIN. Let's get our finances in order: https://t.co/R7beqrN81I
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If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?
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the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens
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College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace.
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If your boss asks "Working hard or hardly working?," come back with a witty quip like "Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."
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Hey Kate Middleton, you can thank British English for putting “u” in labour.
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what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what
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I'm interested in anything with a possible "loss of appetite" side effect.
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Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a piñata filled with maggots & hair.
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