My DMs are being flooded with questions. I wish I could respond to everyone. Since many of you are asking the same thing, I’ll address it here. Yes. I am indeed a math major. I am therefore qualified to approve new mathematical models. I approved one while walking to class.

@WhiteIsRighte @miniapeur i think they meant to imply that you're the rails, because you lead the way for everyone else

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At this point, I might start watching Chainsaw Man just for this Lockheed Martin chick

Monk major here.

Math major here. These are the conventional methods. Surprised they’re finally public.

Math major here. Watching UFC TikTok. Comments are chanting my name. Told you this would happen.

https://t.co/TAvIj91DTY

Last one of these I promise.

Math mayor here.

Bae’s theorem

Math manor here.

It was just a hockey game.

Stealing art is not okay. Learned this recently.

Math major here. Gambling is going well. I lost everything.

This feels like it’s directed towards me.

Math major here. Here’s some advice: While you’re polishing your resume, someone else already submitted theirs. While you’re editing your post, someone else already tweeted. Perfection kills opportunity. I spent too much time editing this post.

Math major here. No views and no likes > lots of views and no likes. I’d rather yell into a cave and hear no echo than tell a joke followed by dead silence.

@entrapranure Math major here. I did the calculations for this post. Numbers don’t lie unfortunately. Hopefully I’ll have enough to retire when I turn 14.

Math major here. My nerds are beating the other nerds. This was never a gamble. I already knew the outcome. I just let reality catch up.

Math major here