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Enjoy Responsibly. 21+ only WHITE CLAW HARD SELTZER. WCSW, CHI, IL CLAWTAILS BY WHITE CLAW PREMIUM FLAVORED MALT BEVERAGE. WCB Co., CHI, IL
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2018
When you miss the beach this fall, just hold up a can of White Claw to your ear and you’ll hear the ocean
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“Work happy hours” are all about looking professional and drinking a singular White Claw
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People will open a White Claw and immediately feel like their day is better (I’m people)
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Them: you saved my life Me: I'm literally just a can of hard seltzer
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They’re cute: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 They’re single: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 They don’t like White Claw: 😭😭😭😭
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Currently displaying signs that I’m in need of a little treat (White Claw)
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Dating apps deleted. You’re going to have to guess my favorite White Claw flavor at the bar after work.
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There are so many movies out right now. Finally, I can: ✅Sit ✅Drink ✅Air Conditioning
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Asked for a White Claw at the bar… they did not understand the assignment.
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“I do not celebrate White Claw Wednesday” -big sad -soulless -massive bummer “Happy White Claw Wednesday” -a thing of beauty -top tier human -slay
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Hey I was just talking to everybody. They’re mad at you for shaking up every White Claw and putting it back in the cooler :(
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