White Claw
@WhiteClaw
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Grab Life By The Claw™ Enjoy Responsibly. 21+ only. WHITE CLAW, CHI, IL
Joined June 2018
When you miss the beach this fall, just hold up a can of White Claw to your ear and you’ll hear the ocean.
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“Work happy hours” are all about looking professional and drinking a singular White Claw.
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People will open a White Claw and immediately feel like their day is better (I’m people).
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Them: you saved my life.Me: I'm literally just a can of hard seltzer.
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They’re cute: 🥰🥰🥰🥰.They’re single: 🥰🥰🥰🥰.They don’t like White Claw: 😭😭😭😭.
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Currently displaying signs that I’m in need of a little treat (White Claw).
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Dating apps deleted. You’re going to have to guess my favorite White Claw flavor at the bar after work.
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There are so many movies out right now. Finally, I can:.✅Sit.✅Drink.✅Air Conditioning.
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Asked for a White Claw at the bar… they did not understand the assignment.
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“I do not celebrate White Claw Wednesday”.-big sad.-soulless.-massive bummer. “Happy White Claw Wednesday”.-a thing of beauty.-top tier human.-slay.
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Hey I was just talking to everybody. They’re mad at you for shaking up every White Claw and putting it back in the cooler :(.
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