Ol' Mac
@WheresWilko
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You dunking your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?
Toulouse, France
Joined January 2019
Arctic Monkeys then: Who's that fucking wanker tryna take you home? You know he comes from Rotherham but he calls it Rome Arctic Monkeys now: Fly a jumbo jet around the kitchenette And tell me whend'you last dream about love or death
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Payday loan got approved.
what made him react like this?
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Wait til you hear about the Ood.
gonna lose your shit when you hear about Vegeta
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Will always be Flimsy Steve
what’s the best tweet of all time?
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i thought we all knew arsenal is a roster of gabriels and martins and a special of both
📸Arsenal now have 3 players each bearing Gabriel and another set of 3 players each bearing Martin.🔴⚪ GABRIEL: ▫️Malghaès 🇧🇷 ▫️Martinelli 🇧🇷 ▫️Jesus 🇧🇷 MARTIN: ▫️David Raya 🇪🇸 ▫️Zubimendi 🇪🇸 ▫️Ødegaard 🇳🇴 🤯😍😁
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The right are fucking idiots.
🚨BREAKING: Green Party candidate Hannah Spencer claims to be a "working-class" plumber who left school at 16.. but official Trafford Council documents reveal her partner is an Associate Principal Scientist at AstraZeneca (Macclesfield site)! She lists herself as "Plumber and
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Imagine having this responsibility thrust upon you. And then seeing what it does to others. To everyone. How it WILL corrupt the mind. And still deciding to persevere because it's the right thing to do. Only to have some eejits call you a bitch? A true hero amongst men.
my favourite litmus test is asking someone how they feel about frodo. there isn’t necessarily a right answer but there are definitely wrong ones
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Americans learning basic geometry and motor functions: Imagine a hamburger
american schools teaching children how to fold paper horizontally or vertically: so imagine a burger
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GOLDFINGER: no, Mister Bond. I expect you to die. AUSTRALIAN JAMES BOND: Oh nauuuurrrrrrrrrr
Rumor: JACOB ELORDI recently met with DENIS VILLEUNEVE and AMAZON/MGM about playing JAMES BOND (via @showbiz411) https://t.co/WOQQl93HXC
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20 years ago today, an album emerged from the mighty county of YORKSHIRE and changed modern guitar music forever. a concept album most of us from round here can relate to in one way or another, happy 20th birthday WPSIATWIN
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Genuinely tears in my eyes I love this man so much.
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We should restore balance to the force, and save the universe, by going to war against France for who has the one true Brie.
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It's like the last season of Game of Thrones when they completely ran out of good ideas and went "Let's just write a conclusion completely contrary to everything that's happened up to this point". And how was that received?!?
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The simulation is truly fucked when the protection of the world relies on allyship between us two.
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Still the hottest marketing campaign of all time.
Fun fact: Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and poses with wheels of cheese
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Stick to football and wearing double denim you weapon.
Mayor Mamdani repeatedly claims that he opposes antisemitism. But in revoking New York’s adoption of the IHRA definition of antisemitism and its ordinances against BDS, Mamdani is denying Jewish peoplehood and its most meaningful manifestation, the State of Israel. He’s against
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