Your favorite foul-mouthed bear is back. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

The tree is lit and so is Ted. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

New look, same Ted. #ted: the animated series is coming soon to Peacock.

Does a TV series and 2 movies mean nothing to you?

Apparently @WhatTedSaid already ran out of beer money so he's making more episodes. Season 2 of #ted is coming to Peacock.

Releasing my voicemails? This is how top talent is treated? I don't see you doing this kind of thing to Natasha Lyonne.

Cillian Murphy? More like Killing It Murphy! You know, ‘cause he’s good in movies and television programs.

Didn’t love the ending of Barbie. If you ask me, magical dolls without genitals are perfect the way they are.

Congrats to Scorsese for releasing two movies this year. They’re called Killers of the Flower Moon. Not a short film.

Oh sure, when your movie is about a big bomb, you get an Oscar nomination. Your movie IS a big bomb, nothin’.

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

When I say I got that bear in me, this is what I mean

Call it whatever you want, just pass it over here.

Going to therapy tonight to work on some of my issues 😇 (“Therapy” is what I call “having 13 beers and watching The Town on Blu-Ray”)

I have it on good authority that Mustache Ted is a great hang.

Even the film snobs can’t resist me.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Caution: If you give your girlfriend a stuffed bear today, there is no guarantee it will transform into a best friend like me. It’s more likely that she will transform into your ex girlfriend.

Someone on Instagram just said I have a "gyatt." Have no idea if I should be offended or not.

To answer your questions: Yes I have been in the washing machine before. Yes it is as fun as it looks. Please stop DMing me about it.

A shocking amount of you keep asking “does Ted poop?” Can nobody find joy in the great mysteries of the universe anymore? Is there not beauty in the unknown?