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No longer retired. #Bitcoin class of 2013. OG.

Dubai
Joined September 2014
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
2 years
A thread on moving abroad (in my case Dubai) 2.5 years ago I moved to Dubai with my wife and 2 kids and it was one of the best decisions I've made in my life. Some personal context: I was born and raised in Belgium, the center of Europe. I always lived close to my parents who
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
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It's just Bitcoin that keeps dumping though. All other assets are doing just fine. Cursed asset that was destroyed by the ETFs. Literally worst performing asset of the year.
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@BookCameo
Cameo
7 days
Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
15 hours
Saylor can buy $10 billion and the price would still dump because they're not dumping real Bitcoin. Happy Monday US market open.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
17 hours
Another billion bought, another week we keep dumping. People can't keep denying that there is way too much paper Bitcoin around. That's how fixed supply works. https://t.co/qn08DtZ2J1
@saylor
Michael Saylor
17 hours
Strategy has acquired 10,645 BTC for ~$980.3 million at ~$92,098 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.9% YTD 2025. As of 12/14/2025, we hodl 671,268 $BTC acquired for ~$50.33 billion at ~$74,972 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRE
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
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Every single time. https://t.co/lLea1p2ehW
@xIsraelExposedx
Israel Exposed
2 days
The Bondi beach shooter, Naveed Akram was googled in Tel Aviv on december 13, 1 day before the actual shooting. Why? Source in comments.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
3 days
Forza Juve. I have been a huge fan since I was a child. To be fair last couple of years I stopped following football, I feel that the peak was 2000's and early 2010's but still happy to see Paolo potentially taking over such a huge club. https://t.co/wyP2xqscpS
@Tether_to
Tether
3 days
Tether Submits Proposal to Acquire Juventus Football Club 🦓 Read more:
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
4 days
The United States of North Korea & Israel. https://t.co/AYre6Ric3B
@Polymarket
Polymarket
4 days
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security proposal will require tourists on visas submit DNA to enter the U.S.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
4 days
Take a random guess when US markets opened.
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@premium
Premium
4 months
Why guess when you can know?
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
5 days
An hour until US markets open. Gee, I wonder what will be next.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
5 days
It will be "mandatory" to hand over the information, and other details - including email addresses and telephone numbers used in the last five years, as well as the names, addresses, numbers, and birthdays of family members - will also be required. https://t.co/MfXh8Wm4WC No way
@SkyNews
Sky News
6 days
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
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Just woke up, guess the FOMC was mega bearish because how else could you explain this crap.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
8 days
Another day of US market dumping Bitcoin as soon as they wake up.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
8 days
They trippled the price of X subscription for next year? That's $512. Lol insane.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
11 days
Everything is green. Stocks, gold, etc. Bitcoin down 4% and fully erased the Vanguard pump on no news. https://t.co/qt6QcJrGv3
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
11 days
JUST IN: $125,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 60 minutes.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
11 days
Bitcoin performed well for 2 days and now it's back to randomly dumping even before US wakes up. Still down 6% YTD with Nasdaq being up 22%.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
15 days
"Bitcoin is dumping because of Japan" Then why aren't other risk assets dumping? Something is so terribly broken, endless supply of Bitcoin being dumped.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
15 days
This seems to be aging well. https://t.co/uKXKqwPTAy
@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
9 months
I've said it before that @saylor is going to bring the next Bitcoin bear market. This seems desperate. 10% dividend on $500 million translates to $50 million annually, payable solely in cash... they don't have that cash. https://t.co/OUgFtrk67i
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
15 days
"But Bitcoin is actually crashing because of stocks crashing" Nasdaq - 0.5% Bitcoin - 7% Cucked asset since ETFs.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
15 days
Meanwhile Bitcoin crashed 5% for no reason. https://t.co/fdOjkPBWK3
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
15 days
JUST IN: Gold surpasses $4,250.
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
17 days
Has this idiot ever had a good take? https://t.co/76b3eJfxGX
@Jason
@jason
18 days
Tether has a lot left to clean up, but they're getting close! Best advice: go AMERICA FIRST, AMERICA ONLY 1. Sell 100% of Bitcoin 2. own 100% US treasuries 3. get not one, but TWO, audits done by AMERICAN firms Do that, and their sorted and insane history will fade. And
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@WhalePanda
WhalePanda
20 days
Guess US is waking up again and immediately starts dumping Bitcoin as always.
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