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Parody account of the Council you love to hate.... Born on Sunday 25th October 2015

London, England
Joined October 2015
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Anyone found catching and storing #Pokemon without the appropriate licence or adequate Pokemon housing facilities may face prosecution.
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
9 years
@patsyhutchings2 No probs! We are gonna use the extra money on "business trips" away with our secretaries 😬
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
9 years
@HouseOfBourguet Contact the real Westminster council! This is a parody account!
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
9 years
@HouseOfBourguet Your application was denied on the grounds that you spelt 'Burger' wrong. 'House Of Burger'.
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
It's 'Booby Thursday' in the City of Westminster! Big boobs, small boobs, man boobs, and Nigel Farage, the King of boobs are out today!
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Please remember in hot weather to always carry a water bottle with you. Preferably filled with Gin or Vodka. #ChillResponsibly
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@ToddDracula
Todd Dracula
10 years
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Hello @EmpireControl Do you deal with catching Pokemon and eradicating their eggs? We have an infestation in Soho Square
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
#PokemonGO lanes to replace all bike lanes within Westminster by September 2016
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
BREAKING: #BritainFirst leader Paul Golding questioned by police on 'alleged' hate crime toward #Pokemon found in bathroom. #PokemonGO
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
#NigelFarage heard telling [unnamed] #Pokemon "Prepare to be sent back to where you fukkers came from" as microphone accidentally kept on
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
We are proud to announce the worlds first, exclusive #PokemonGO Pokemon catching vehicle. #Soho #London #Westminster
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Police called to numerous altercations between 30yr old geeks over alleged #PokemonGO Gym, turf wars.
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@jazzafterdark1
Jazz After Dark Bar
10 years
You know we do the best Espresso Martini's in town, right?
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@jazzafterdark1
Jazz After Dark Bar
10 years
"Their Mojito was loved with a love that was more than love" - Edgar Allan Poe #jazzafterdark
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Follow these bunch of tossers or you'll find pubes on your fruit @tesco_customer 🖕😎🖕
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@hldorsey
Heather Dorsey
10 years
A9. Eating pizza in Soho, London, with my 12-yr-old. Kinda weird, but memorable, as a very old streaker ran past the window #foodtravelchat
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
This is fucked up...
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@WestminsterHelp
WestminsterCouncil
10 years
Sneaky Cocktail? Hit @SimmonsLondon Bateman Street Soho!!
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