just witnessed a robbery https://t.co/pV9uLabsiI

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭 https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

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You guys my gardening TikTok page is so popular even the big E follows me 😎😎 #lol #Elonwho

Can someone explain to me why this is a brag

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

Swear I’m not a hater of the pop girlies, just don’t care for the looks and/or some missed the theme entirely 🫣

Favs/hates for the 2025 #MetGala Favs: Lupita Nyong’o, Audra McDonald, Tessa Thompson, Diana Ross, Tramell Tillman and Shaboozey Hate: Chappell Roan, Megan Thee Stallion, Simone Biles, Walton Goggins, Lana Del Rey

Someone tell me why I packed 4 bras to wear to a wedding when I don’t even wear bras anymore 🙃

Actually kinda annoyed that Lochlan randomly came back to life. Tim and that family def had some bad karma coming #TheWhiteLotus

So my ex unfollows me on insta after I posted a meme he didn’t like but I’m the one being dramatic? Mkay

Woke up today. That’s it. That’s all I got in me rn

if they cancel heartstopper i’m cancelling my netflix subscription xoxox

Well, they lied. Obviously.

When the gun went off in the elevator right after Mark switched to his innie I just #severance

If I had a nickel for every time Gwendoline Christie beat a man in the season finale of one of the greatest tv shows of all time, I’d have 2 nickels #severance

Welp. Guess it’s time to dye my hair again

I’m devastated. Goodnight.