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He saw Bezos was on his way to a trillion and knew he had 24hrs to respond
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This is where I need to be, not in this stupid London being cooked violently on the central line
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Meanwhile UK girls will favourite two two pics and say they tried
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Some of these man just have to be put down, we can’t waste jail space and oxygen on him we need to remove him from the earth
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Girls have big hearts, a lot of them actually wanna spoil you man but you're either taking them for fools or giving too much time to the wrong ones
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If I burn your bridge I ain't unfollowing or deleting you off snapchat. Fam, you need to pree my success and watch me blow from your corner😭
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When I say there’s someone for everyone this is what I mean, some nutcase off a 15 year sentence is gonna come home and be absolutely perfect for her
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Lack of reassurance will result in women filling in gaps with their imagination
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I’m not saying nothing just…
Statement regarding
@axhleighlouise
@TalkswithAsh
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@FutureSailorr
@xarawithanx
@Naughtynats1
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and others
#TalksWithAsh
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@PolitlcsUK
How can a politician of 20 years come on radio and say he was led astray by Andrew Tate, the influencer who is KNOWN for spreading misinformation and human trafficking charges. He is such a coward
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See you tweet shit like this and it's like you're begging American Twitter to come bully us
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Past week we’ve interviewed a murderer and an escort, for absolutely no reason at all. This is what we’re offering our community?
TW// Murder
Andre Thompson aka Tiny Bouncer sat down with Bouncer to explain the details of his case and why he got the longest sentence for the Honey Trap Murder of Shakilus Townsend.
He claims to have had only fractured Shakilus’ wrist and also had no idea about the attack
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Saw a guy in a Canada goose body warmer at Wireless, I swear niggas love image so much they'd die for it
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No one with AirPods has bought them thinking they're rich btw, they're just trolling but you're all too busy untangling your earphones to see it
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A teacher has actually assaulted a 10 year old child, requiring them to be sent to A&E, lied on the child’s name until other children and teachers spoke up AND is still on site.
We need the name of this child abuser and those protecting them too
I can’t believe I’m even writing these words, my 10 year old nephew was punched multiple times by his teacher Tracey at Christ The King School in Islington.
The 10 year old had to go to A&E immediately after reporting severe pains across his chest and back areas.
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Plot twist. Theo's master plan was to get Mike with Tyla so Jonny could suffer at home.
#LoveIsland
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Every time I see this I just get annoyed cause I know this ain't happening over here
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I hope Whitney is out there somewhere putting skengs in a 4 door truck
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Imagine Birmingham will have uber but LDN won't, this is the Britain we're living in
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My mum would squint her eyes and tap everywhere on the screen besides the button that takes the photo
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Not being funny but I think we all know who's letting a dog lick their face and who's not
This is why you should never let your dog lick your mouth.
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@CultureCrave
@TheBoysTV
@FXNetworks
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With everything I’ve heard about Acolyte 83% seems fairly high lol
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Big big Beyoncé introducing herself, yet certain people are in bagel king opening mout and scrimmin "yes it's me guys"
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Prison break is dropping tomorrow, so let's get this out in the open from now. Do not tweet about the episode if you're going to ruin it
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Meanwhile these U.K. girls want a ring and a yute within 5 years of knowing them otherwise it's "Oloni he's wasting my time"
I was 17 when we met. 18 when we dated. 24 when we married. 26 I became a mom. About to celebrate my 30th. All this with my bestfriend💕
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Corbyn’s story is so tragic, flogged by Tories and his own party time and time again. A man who actually fought for the nhs and the well-being of everyone in the country. Up against people who wanna clap 8pm on Thursdays and starve children
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Found out that Young Spray admitted to smoking crack before and honestly that alone has told me so much. If you smoked crack before I promise there’s nothing in this life I could ever hear from you
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I'm finding it harder and harder to defend this place when people here act like it's Gotham
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Coconut oil is everything. From moisturising hair and skin to telling you how hot your room is. Essential
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@CrimeLdn
These man need to stick to hiding behind their screens on Twitter, they’re not built for this type of confrontation
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If you're Caribbean struggling with the Nigerian culture come get yourself a Ghanaian. We will love you as you are and our jollof doesn't taste of fraud and corruption
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There are certain L's you take that people don't need to know about. You don't snap them or tweet them, you just take a nap
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Maybe plantin is overrated but plantain? Not a chance
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When Dani and Jack are on the screen by themselves it feels like we've gone from Love Island to Eastenders
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This new Jack bruddah is channeling the spirit of Theo, man said "this is Love Island not loyal island". I hope he brings nothing but chaos and destruction
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Certain man aren't prepared to snitch on their boys cause of "loyalty", but they're cheating on their girls lol ?
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@EsheruKwaku
Police weren’t even trying to stop the fighting they were just trying to stop him fighting back??
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If someone violates your clean heart keep it clean, don't ruin it and become like them
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“No way I’m racist, I have Muhammad Ali on my leg” is a NEW one 😂
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"It's not that deep". These times I'm burning inside while fighting to maintain my sanity
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If Papoose cheated then that's really it you know, the last hope we had is lost and men truly are trash
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@PolitlcsUK
When the 2011 London riots he was head of the CPS and he made sure that people who took part in those were not let off lightly. When he says “you will regret it” he means it, this man has been here before
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Niall believes in Adam's sauce more than his own, the man is lost
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I'm starting to believe certain people were sent into your life to try and destroy you
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Sorry but I’m a firm believer in rejoicing the downfall of people that wronged you, I fully hear this
My ex is looking all swollen and run down. God, you are too much 🙏🏿❤️
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Enough to bring the remote, wash the dishes and "put it on my head" all at the same time
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I swear people actually talk about her looks more than her music
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Carnival culture mixed with UK culture is why these girls are suffering, cause carnivals in other country don't incite or tolerate harassment
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6 months ago I started learning software development as an account manager. 5 months into that process my workplace made me redundant and I knew I had to go all in. Today is my first day as a fully remote full stack software developer, I honestly can’t thank God enough 🙏🏾
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If you’re from Croydon you know West Croydon is not even a place to linger 😂
Loooool good luck to all involved. I don’t think they understand that West Croydon is the underworld LOOOOL.
I’m from Croydon and even I’m scared of West Croydon 😭 so again, wishing them all the best with their racist endeavours slsksksksk
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The Midlands boys will be returning in uggs also
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@StatmanDave
They’ll say drop him for Garnacho when he gave Garnacho an open goal and he missed. The fact he doesn’t have a single assist reflects more on the those around him but that doesn’t fit agendas
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Didn't change the channel after Love Island and now I'm in a Simpsons and Family Guy crossover. What a day
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You would kneel for Anthony Joshua's parents though so you're all liars
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Uni will not kill me
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When I don't go lectures I feel so guilty. When I go I remember why I never attend. No middle ground at all
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Don't ever let anyone tell you you're overreacting if you were the one who was done dirty.
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Ngl if she don't message you everyday she's messaging someone else lool
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Apple Pay is so good for emergencies. Other than that, it is the devil.
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When you start in September 90% of your friends will tell you they will come to your uni and visit you. This is a lie.
#UniAdvice
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You let a girl that's not your girl sit on your lap in a packed social gathering where everyone can see. You played yourself. Nonsense
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Distracting to paedophiles*
School bans short skirts because they're 'distracting' to male teachers
http://t.co/HShiTt9gXC
http://t.co/cJVkFdmGC8
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If we're being honest, if you give a girl that likes you the smallest reason to spoil you 9 out of 10 times she's gonna go overboard that's what they're like. Find these girls, give them good energy and throw the trash in the bin
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#bkchatldn
can't lie no one could pay me to sit in a victim chair and have people take turns trying to roast me I'll lock the whole show
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You girls are wicked, this is why mandem put their height on Twitter 😂
http://t.co/NF2vkxwakB
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I ain’t told you lot about how yesterday me and this car started racing down a dual carriageway for a minute, then the car went behind me and turned on blue lights. Never speeding again man. I was racing undies.
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#GrowingUpInLondon
Tapping in with your oyster then getting off the train and seeing
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Large up Akon though because this is actually really big. He deserves an award 👏🏆
#AkonLightingAfrica
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She's just pulled one of the biggest jobs in history and people are defending her lol. She's going down in the fraud hall of fame you know
Janet Jackson's prenuptial agreement guaranteed her $500 million if she stayed 5 years. She leaves 5 years, two months in.
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Man get followers on Twitter and think they can talk to people on here like they're immortal
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Just sent my module leader my completed assignment. My guy says "Looking good! Can you send me the final draft by next week?". Lol bro 🙃
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Nah, because certain days after this 9-5 shit I want something to grab me out the dark and shake things up a lil
I have a question for my over 25+ followers. Do you still run up the stairs after you switch the lights off at night? 👀
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Alcohol is not for me. Drinking is not for me. Is that gonna stop me next time? Probably not
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As a boy you might find it long but girls won't, if she's not forcing you to talk to her everyday it's cause you're not that guy
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As funny as it is, that line about killing insurgents has never left me. I always appreciate comedy that speaks on very real topics, showing its relevance till today
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@silentXcatalyst
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The audience score I just checked is 14% and far from accurate lmao, it’s okay to not like it but 14% is completely unwarranted
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That's smart, pick a boy who cheated with you, maybe you get cheated on. Then scream all men are dogs. Brilliant
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Man have waited over 10 years for this, don't come on the TL and ruin it like it's one common episode of Empire. Thanks.
- Management
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Twitter is a place for opinions but I'm ngl, you have to know what you can tweet and what you need to just keep to yourself
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If I feel like you've violated me and I need to burn your bridge I'm not gonna use my energy to lay it all out for you, you just won't hear from me again
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When he raps about guns and drugs but used to sell cookies and doughnuts at break 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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And if she's messaging you inconsistently, she's just using you for conversation whenever her real babes starts acting up
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25+, it's midday and instead of attending to your responsibilities you're blasting young girls on Twitter lol
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And if God offers me a daughter, I'll politely say thanks but no thanks, I'll pass
http://t.co/yxg8q74Mnh
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I actually cannot make this up I paid £47.99 for Call Of Duty and there's a Mass Effect 3 disc in here
@sainsburys
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