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@WernerLuke
Luke
3 years
Still wondering. #lukeEffect
@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
At what age do you stop pregaming?
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@WernerLuke
Luke
3 years
Yo @POTUS. I'm a responsible adult and paid off my students, would you be willing to pay off my house? I have less than $20k and make under $125k annually. #appreciateYou πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
Mom's present to me from her last vacation. #wisdom
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
Customer came in to work today and purchased an iPhone, Apple Watch, IPad Pro and her son a new IPhone, and an @Apple pencil. I then asked if she owned stocked, she said no. #whyNot #Millennial #EDMFamily
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
You realize your truck cost more than my house. #yourePoorAF
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@rockme_ImaDavis
zach davis
5 years
Live your life like you're Glen Coco
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
In charge of this @TouchTunes machine!!! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯🍺
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
"I'm on a fixed income" aren't we all? #FirstWorldProblems
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
"..wait till next year to make your first payment." Common sense, folks. Next year is less than a billing cycle away. #2021
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@DaveRamsey
Dave Ramsey
5 years
78% of people live paycheck to paycheck. It does NOT have to be that way. Begin your FREE trial of Ramsey+ and kickstart your journey toward winning with money.
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
Sometimes I think my dog lives a better life than you... πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜…
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
I'm a grown man with my own home. There is no need for me to answer my door. Same reason I don't answer my phone. #adult
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
I live a pretty good life. #blessed
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
After 6 years or so, you get used to it! #SingleLife #DogDad
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@WernerLuke
Luke
5 years
At what age do you stop pregaming?
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@WernerLuke
Luke
6 years
Deuteronomy 23:09-13
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@WernerLuke
Luke
6 years
If only I could get interest on my @TouchTunes account! #lifeOfTheParty
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@WernerLuke
Luke
6 years
Everyone's emojis suddenly changed to color. 🀨 #beyou
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@WernerLuke
Luke
6 years
I mean, if anyone's going to Target I'd take a TV for my living room! #looting #MN
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@WernerLuke
Luke
6 years
"how'd the fly get in the hottube?" He flew in there! #dadJoke
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