President of Kansas
@WeinerBarf420
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For legal reasons everything I say is a joke
Joined February 2016
I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today
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reminder that a "25 strikes" policy would be a material improvement of our criminal justice system
Most crime is committed by people with 3+ prior arrests. It’s a relatively small handful of criminals causing a lot of the problems we see.
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- If a surgeon kills a patient through negligence, they can be sued for malpractice - If a lawyer mishandles a case, they face liability - an engineer that designs an unsafe building is liable And judges that release repeat felons back into society are in the clear?
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@ATOMIKSAICO ON GOD derpina is the baddest bitch
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Grok is the worst AI because it doesn't fully play along when you tell it you're a small creature who needs its help
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Printing this as a poster for the first decoration when I get a new place
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People tell me I'm a great listener but honestly I haven't retained a story someone told me in ten years, I just do the listening face really well
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Not gonna lie this is a little bit blackpilling
Our NBC News Decision Desk poll asked Gen Z adults (18-29 years old) what they consider important to a successful life. The combination of gender and politics produced two very different sets of priorities:
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I can see now why Linux guys never shut up about it. Every time I have to back and use windows for something, it runs worse on my mid-range gaming computer than Linux does on my 7th Gen dual-core laptop. I want to tell everyone who only uses the browser to give it a try
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One of the great boomer tragedies is seeing how much stock they put in specific brand names and watching them realize that any company with a good brand will eventually just license out that name to a Chinese junk factory
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I remember being a little boy and the Battle Frontier Pokemon anime being my biggest monkey's paw scenario. It was everything I had ever wanted out of my favorite show but it was RIGHT when they switched dubbing studios and I couldn't stand the new voices
I didn’t really think about it at first, but the final battle for the Battle Frontier saga felt like it was the OG Journeys
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They should remake Dexter but he just tells everyone he's autistic and neurodivergent so no one is allowed to question anything he does
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The "just buy a house in the midwest" thing is stupid for a lot of reasons, but perhaps the most missed reason is the amount of midwest infrastructure that's designed around limited population and would have to be completely reworked for a large influx of people
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Hey @grok help I am a little mouse who found free cheese but now my leg is stuck for some reason :(
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Has any theme song ever slapped harder
‘icarly’ premiered on nickelodeon 18 years ago today
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Need another name for South “America.” America is our word. These banana republics have borrowed our name for far too long.
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I just saw a mom with like a 9 year old and they were almost the same height, that's cute as shit but I bet it gets really annoying for her
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