Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust a witch.

I've had my Twitter for 13 years today and honestly I'm gonna stop using it as soon as my shit stops saying tweet.

if you're not willing to fix your shit I don't want to hear about it.

"I've always had a thing for red heads" .get tf away from me.

watching Degrassi as an adult and definitely understanding the appeal of Mr. Simpson.

still thinking about how the kids decided to start calling me Fiona (Gallagher) yesterday.

why am I informing a senior adjuster with workers comp how to request medical records? why am I literally doing her fucking job?.

if they wanna play games they're gonna find out just how competitive I am when my health is on the line. (hint: I was already competitive but it's fueled by rage).

every time I feel like I'm losing my grip on happy K swoops in for the save and this time it involved a lake, starlight, spiders, and dirt roads

when your headphones die on the last page of your book >>>.

I trained dex almost exclusively with hand commands but rowdy doesn't have the attention span for that sometimes so his commands are in like 5 different languages for no reason.

ain't nothing I hate more than a liar. ain't nothing I love more than catching one red handed

me, deleting a six tweet rant:.y'all know how they say when you hate yourself to take a shower? yeah do that.

have I watched altered carbon 12 times in the last 3 months? yes. does it hurt any less every time? no. do I tell myself to get to the next screen? every. day.

time to rip myself open again let's goooooo

I really liked this chick but her new friends are horrible people and that's a checkered flag for me babes.

and now it makes sense why they keep adding more free therapy sessions. I'm not okay and I don't think I will be for a long time.

I'm trying to work through the assault in my head so I can let some of my anger go and it just hit me. I really almost broke my back and then went back to work 30 seconds later like nothing happened at all. I haven't processed jack shit about this whole thing.

that bitchy ass nurse refused to acknowledge my request for a refill on my meds for my spine 🙂 it took me calling the pharmacy to have the pharmacist try to get a response 🙂.

every day that workers comp fucks me over is literally so crushing. I'm in so much pain and I'm so tired. everything is so heavy.

and this, my fellow dwellers of earth, is exactly why I date myself