Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak
@WeedMubarak
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I have reclaimed control of my account much to the chagrin of Connors and their allies. Let the uncomfortable truths commence.
Doha, Qatar
Joined March 2016
In arabic, the same word is used for both "sons" and "nephews". There is a brutal lesson in this. Tell your 'abna' wa'abna' this
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Not gay. There was clearly a Machiavellian game of cat and mouse afoot.
Regarding the “incident” involving Christian Wilkins: Per @AdamSchefter, he playfully went to kiss a teammate on the top of his head, and some people have said that player took offense to it.
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Cancelling my meetings.
In a room of 23 people, there’s more than a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday. It is what's known as the Birthday Paradox.
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Looking into this.
Menthol cigarettes are a healthier alternative to regular cigarettes 🚬.
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President Trump just unlocked one of the biggest economies in the world.
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Not gay.
When Aaron Rodgers realized toilet in his & DK Metcalf's suite flushed loudly, QB told WR: "At night, if we got to piss, just don't flush the toilet.". 9:30 Wednesday night, DK texted: "You asleep yet?" Aaron wasn't. "Bet. I'm about to flush the toilet.".
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The members of Sonic Youth are all old. Lesson there.
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Hulk Hogan is now in heaven with Andre the Giant, Iron Sheikh, Junk Yard Dog, Brian Pillman, Owen Hart, Scott Hall, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Ultimate Warrior, Chyna, Psycho Sid, Paul Bearer, and the rest.
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Are you mad that the Jews killed Jesus? Good news: You don't have to be mad anymore. Jesus is not dead.
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After the woke little league commissioner found my writings online, I was permanently banned from coaching my nephew's baseball team.
Share a piece of baseball lore about yourself!.
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RT @amerix: Most Nigerian women are chaotic, neurotic and mannerless. They speak so loudly and irritatingly like the diesel generators in t….
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Seed oils?.
A healthy professional athlete like Hulk Hogan doesn't just die. Epstein related?.
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RT @WeedMubarak: Yes, I'm "having a normal one". If by "normal one" you mean:.-Fasting.-Trading Crypto.-Daygaming.-Biohacking.-Walking a da….
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Cancelling my meetings.
At least seven taxi drivers in northeast Japan have reported picking up the ghost of a person who died in the 2011 earthquake and tsunami.
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JD Vance.
Who are the must-read authors if you want to master Machiavellian thinking?. Books, essays, anything that sharpens the mind. Drop your essentials 👇.
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Is the Ayatollah a Shi'ite?.
@WeedMubarak Did you have to cancel your meetings on the day the Toronto Joker was swatted on live?.
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Malcolm Jamal Warner. Ozzy Osbourne. Toronto Joker. The greats always go in threes.
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I couldn't make the words make sense. "Toronto Joker. Swatted?" . "Yes, I'm afraid so," replied the eunuch. "You're quite certain?". "It happened on live," said the eunuch. "IT HAPPENED ON WHAT?!" (I could feel the rage coursing through my body.). "On live," he replied.
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RT @JacobFawcett: @WeedMubarak I have been pondering this every day since you wrote it. I cannot wrap my mind around it.
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Not sure what this is about, but it's disconcerting.
I've identified Pinesap as Connor James Estelle of Colorado. Research below
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That is fucking interesting. Must be why I'm so fucking powerful, while all the insanely cucked betafags stay fucking losing.
Cursing raises our pain tolerance by about 33%.
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