Sir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire 🐿
@WebSquirrel
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Made things you’ve seen. Not on your team, tribalism rots your brain. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.
Your bird feeder, Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Joined April 2010
"dOn'T mInD mE, nOm NoM nOm"
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Oh Christ, he’s like ya boomer dad
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A Nectarine is just a beach body ready Peach.
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Wait, is the Navy pissed 5 days a week from now on then?
🔴 Move to bring naval forces in line with strict Government health targets criticised as ‘an inevitable step towards dry ships’ Find out more ⬇️ https://t.co/GDj1nC76GP
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Is there a photo? Oh… no reason. 👀
Fifth man, 19, is arrested over Keir Starmer arson attacks in north London
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Nearly 5 years ago since the infamous Lawyer cat filter Zoom hearing incident 😂
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
62% of Britons believe that fully driverless cars should not be allowed on UK roads, despite the government planning to relax rules so that driverless taxis can operate in London from the second half of this year Should be allowed: 20% Should not be allowed: 62%
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Rik Mayall explains how the Normans introduced the concept of taxation to these shores - including how they persuaded people nicely.
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LONG BOI
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Giveaway was I had phantosmia yesterday only just processed how unusual that is. I could detect a phantom smell for about 15 minutes. It was a mild burnt plastic smell which smelt very familiar for no apparent reason. Very strange sensation.
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Oh penny just dropped with my symptoms, I’ve got Covid. Didn’t even consider it in 2026. Sounds like the XFG strain, seems pretty mild. I just thought it was a cold.
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Oh wow there’s a new series of Futurama out and I hadn’t realised. What a treat. Something about Futurama & South Park that has aged so much better than the likes of Family Guy & Simpsons which feel so fatigued and done.
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My new favourite X account. It's like she's only ever read the words she keeps getting wrong 🤭
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There’s no chance this bloke will get elected in Birmingham. He’s too moderate.
In Birmingham, a convicted Islamic terrorist called Shahid Butt will stand in Sparkhill’s local election. He was found guilty of plotting to bomb an Anglican church but has the cheek to say he that will “push back against the far-right". He should still be in jail or deported.
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Yea it’s proper broke
Glad it’s not just me that #ChatGPT image creation is refusing to work for. Try as I may it will NOT create Sir Alex Ferguson as a barrister:
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If you broke in and put it at midnight do they all freak out or
JUST IN - U.S. Bulletin of Atomic Scientists move the doomsday clock forward 4 seconds to 85 seconds to midnight.
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Why can’t Americans pronounce Twat? Every time they say “twot” it throws me.
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This woman has clearly never lived in Nuneaton.
A lecturer at Nottingham University apparently… she wants to abolish the police… This is called “stringing a lot of words together & hoping no one will notice how insane you are.” The interviewer’s face is a picture… (Video from Suffragent_)
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Why do Labour comms think they can take stuff out of context like this and it’s not going to get community noted. Such an own goal.
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